If my country is being ruled by the literal Burgermeister Meisterburger telling children they can’t have toys, where the HELL is my adorable penguin sidekick

Hurray!

May his first day in hell last ten thousand years, and may it be the shortest.

I can only speak for myself, but I don’t think treating the symptoms & not the cause is uncommon at all. I was trying to treat 3 separate symptoms until ONE doctor tested for BPD2 & figured out we were basically trying to put band aids on a brain tumor. You are not alone.

Strength & love to you. I was also misdiagnosed for years & was given antidepressants, which don’t work on BPD (I’m BPD2) or AuDHD (recently diagnosed). Knowing doesn’t undo years of misdiagnosis, but it does help me navigate some kind of a way forward, & I hope you will find your navigation too.

The energy I need to see right now is how when Walter Peck shuts down the protection grid and then tries to blame the Ghostbusters for the mess he caused, Spengler roars “YOUR MOTHER” and lunges for him like a total boss. We need Egon right now, not Elon.

That’s right. 🇺🇦

I found the human man 👆

Because literally every other creature in existence knows the obvious answer to that question

Okay but when March came in like a lion this year I wanted Simba, not Scar

They should just flush him down the toilet. Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do with waste products?

Слава Україні. 💙💛🇺🇦

I’ve always had a little travel anxiety, but for today’s trip I decided to take a page out of @pushinguproses.bsky.social ‘s book and ask myself, WWJD?

What Would Jessica Do?

(I LOVE that this novelization includes one of my favorite episodes, It’s a Dog’s Life. “That’s insane! Teddy’s a dog!”)

Those were the days.

If history is doomed to repeat itself, bring on the beheadings!

I was referring to the general gruesome obscenity of its existence and its potential as an emetic, but, art has always been open to interpretation.

I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: this image is the most compelling case there will ever be in favor of eliminating AI artwork forever.

The most compelling argument there will ever be in favor of eliminating AI artwork

Just use a daily headline “Republicans sunk even lower today, continue spree of evil and inhumanity”. It’ll never be inaccurate.

Hi Basket!! 💜 always love seeing or hearing you chime in on videos!

Proud of you!!

Woke up from a nap to realize my internet is out, but a belated birthday present from myself, to myself, arrived just in the nick of time!

It’s my birthday, she wrote!

Every heart that bleeds right now is an anglerfish persisting towards the light.

Jackpot! Wilfred would never have brought Donna Queen Anne cordials! 💜 Hope you enjoyed every single treat.

@drpepperofficial.bsky.social where has this flavor been all my life

I don’t know if Crystalis is the best or worst game to be playing right now.

WebMD just steepled its fingers and purred “Eeeeeexcellent” like it was Montgomery Burns.

Father Jigsaw approves.

I’ve never asked this question more seriously in my life.

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

I know things would look friendlier there.

I know little about throwing pots, but that looks incredibly clean and even to me!

Not even violet? Aww, whiskers.