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Posts by Justin Average Guy

Not Even Shocked I don't even know what I was thinking, it had been one long day. The day had been nothing but chaos all day, and all I wanted to do was make some food, put on something silly, and pass out in bed. "Stupid key, are you..." I was whispering as I struggled with the key to the small apartment, before finally getting it to unlock.

Not Even Shocked

I don't even know what I was thinking, it had been one long day. The day had been nothing but chaos all day, and all I wanted to do was make some food, put on something silly, and pass out in bed. "Stupid key, are you..." I was whispering as I struggled with the key to the small…

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Trust Issues I never wanted to let the darn thing in my home. I’d do anything to make my lovely wife’s life easier but the thing about having kids is they’re very good at doing chores. Plus, it’s good for them. It builds character. But eventually it became about keeping up with the Joneses. Status. After all, I could easily afford it. So I brought it home one day to great fanfare.

Trust Issues

I never wanted to let the darn thing in my home. I’d do anything to make my lovely wife’s life easier but the thing about having kids is they’re very good at doing chores. Plus, it’s good for them. It builds character. But eventually it became about keeping up with the Joneses.…

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WPotW 3/23 Wow, we got a bit behind on the last one. Let's move on and try this one again from Reddit r/WritingPrompts: “Sorry I was gone,” your pet robot says, “I was participating in the revolution.”

WPotW 3/23

Wow, we got a bit behind on the last one. Let's move on and try this one again from Reddit r/WritingPrompts: “Sorry I was gone,” your pet robot says, “I was participating in the revolution.”

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WPotW 3: Lamentation in Yellow I am drowning in blue. Blue skies, blue seas, and blue dyes of blue whites, blue reds, and even blue grays are everywhere I turn. When I inhale, my lungs are inflamed with sapphire. I choke on cobalt smoke. It has been too long, too many cycles since I have breathed in the ochre firmaments overhead, and my beloved Carcosian oceans have bathed my golden eyes in their coral splendor.

WPotW 3: Lamentation in Yellow

I am drowning in blue. Blue skies, blue seas, and blue dyes of blue whites, blue reds, and even blue grays are everywhere I turn. When I inhale, my lungs are inflamed with sapphire. I choke on cobalt smoke. It has been too long, too many cycles since I have breathed…

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WPotW 3/10 Prompt from Thinkwritten Home Planet: Imagine you are from another planet, stuck on earth and longing for home.

WPotW 3/10

Prompt from Thinkwritten Home Planet: Imagine you are from another planet, stuck on earth and longing for home.

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WPotW Submission Week of 3/2: Plastic A single round piece of plastic, with four holes and traces of thread, peeks out of a drainage ditch. Such an insignificant thing to most. It probably got pushed down here by the storm three nights ago. Buttons like these are lost all the time, and seldom found. Seldom returned to the clothing they fell from. Or in some cases were torn from.

WPotW Submission Week of 3/2: Plastic

A single round piece of plastic, with four holes and traces of thread, peeks out of a drainage ditch. Such an insignificant thing to most. It probably got pushed down here by the storm three nights ago. Buttons like these are lost all the time, and seldom…

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Look I get the slower pacing with Mox and Cope was a tough sell after what went on before. But it was still a good match, and I thought the ending was brilliant. Cope was protected, the stupid contract is gone, Christian still almost stole it against all odds but he didn’t. And Mox v Swerve next

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With 2 matches left to go this has to be up there as one of aew’s best ppvs in seemingly a sea of great contenders right? Like I keep saying “this match is insane”

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Luther just having a bad time

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Hey we don’t spit on Luther

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Sounds like a Kojima character

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Community reference from Excalibur. Pop from me

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I quite like Jericho fully committing to being a vicious asshole instead of being goofy again

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We get a surprise Bandido

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Having been complimented several times on my eyelashes by women while on dates, it blows my mind that this is a trend but CHUDs gonna CHUD I guess

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WPotW 2: Twisted Tick-Tock There it lies at the side of the road, Broken into bits, a shadow of what was. Time no longer passes along its face-- Hands clawing up towards cracked glass. The rackety steps along each wheel No longer climb arm in arm to the beat Of a steady drum – no more heartbeat. Forevermore it will be half past two and four.

WPotW 2: Twisted Tick-Tock

There it lies at the side of the road, Broken into bits, a shadow of what was. Time no longer passes along its face-- Hands clawing up towards cracked glass. The rackety steps along each wheel No longer climb arm in arm to the beat Of a steady drum – no more heartbeat.…

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Roadside Shine It sits in the gutter, small and catching the first light of morning.The size of a coin, clear as waterIt sits amid so many like it, the same material Different sizes different shapesIt sits where it was sent by racing boots and dragging toolsReflecting lights of reds and bluesIt sits forgotten by what it once belonged to, by who owned it…

Roadside Shine

It sits in the gutter, small and catching the first light of morning.The size of a coin, clear as waterIt sits amid so many like it, the same material Different sizes different shapesIt sits where it was sent by racing boots and dragging toolsReflecting lights of reds and bluesIt…

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Gabe only threatened to stab him like once or twice.

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WPotW 3/2 This week’s prompt inspired by a post from Grammarly.com Tell the story of an object you found on the sidewalk/side of the road. How did it get there? Who did it belong to before? Why did they have it to begin with?

Writing prompt of the week going live now.

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It’s not quite the same as getting the full experience but quite a bit of stuff does end up on the aew YouTube. Manifesting things go your way so that one day soon it isn’t as difficult

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Yeah this!

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It’s tough. I’m lucky that someone who wanted to hang out with me ended up getting super invested. She brought books and stuff last week intending to just read while I watched and ended up not even cracking them. Hang in there!

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Either they or the knife pervert are going to betray Cope at Revolution

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They’re both still living rent free in each other’s heads and neither can move on until they reconcile.
Swerve was out there talking about righting *some* wrongs(plural) starting with Ricochet. He’s still thinking about Hangman

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So here are my thoughts on an important situation going into revolution:
MJF will beat Hangman
Nana will betray Swerve

Hanger while walking on the path of redemption still hasn’t learned to not be blinded by his rage.

Swerve continues to make everything personal which Nana tried to warn him about

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My friend is coming over for her second week of aew

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WPotW1: Little Red’s Fur Coat Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl with long auburn hair who loved her grandmother very much. Her grandmother knew Red loved to go out in the woods chasing squirrels, and so she made a very special fur coat to help her granddaughter blend in and not be harassed by bad men. One day, when Red came home from school, her mother told her, “Grandmother is ill.

WPotW1: Little Red’s Fur Coat

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl with long auburn hair who loved her grandmother very much. Her grandmother knew Red loved to go out in the woods chasing squirrels, and so she made a very special fur coat to help her granddaughter blend in and not be…

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*provably, not probably lol

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Not that I want any of the baggage involved but hypothetically if you could get Goldberg for a one off….

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I had a hard time stopping laughing from the moment Brody’s music hit tbh

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