You’ll like it

They have some great coasters, and their ride ops are top notch. I did have an employee in one of the stores rant to me about Disney’s horrible politics “these days”, but that’s on me for making small talk.

Have you ever been? It’s amazing (only been here 90min but still)

Yes there are specific birthday ones! Tell them it’s your birthday when you enter

Dollywood makes every Six Flags park look like freaking amateur hour!!

I’m celebrating Humana

gm friend

For the next few days I’ll be moving in the assumption there’s no news unless it comes through as an emergency alert on my phone or people are in the streets about it

Titus on his hotel bed

The key to paying a pet deposit at hotels is you don’t. Sneak them in a side door the first night and that’s it (assuming your dog isn’t destructive or making unending noise)

Paula Deen’s Lumberjack Feud Supper Show

$3.72? Pleasure is more like it

[Don’t cry for me Argentina voice]
Don’t let that guy in your pussy

“friend crush” means friend you want to fuck

I lay awake at night thinking of my products

We all dream of earning an honest living by recommending products that we may or may not have been paid to give reviews of

Last night I saw the woman who inspired this and they have broken up. Thank GOD because she is so far beyond him

I love when The Dallas Stars do a little first game fake out. Good game, boys!!

10 year old me isn’t surprised just saying

Dollywood’s kennels are called Doggywood. Precious until you think of it out of context one time

That’s correct

weekend Single tracking was created by the WMATA to keep me from seeming responsible or reliable

Nope. She needs to break free

I definitely think cis women in straight marriages are socialized to believe it is all very normal to stop being attracted to your partner, it’s just something you endure. it pains me to see!!! it doesn’t have to be like that!!!!

I heard tale of a party people I know went to that involved making a power point and presenting conspiracy theories they believe. Mine would have been social media party ideas like this contribute to the loneliness epidemic by making an event work vs a low pressure environment to connect genuinely

One thing that bothers me about the Pope (among the standard dark marks against the Church) is why did he meet Jelly Roll but not Clipse? Something to think about…

This is a married couple that formerly did not have this issue

married couple Navigating the absence of attraction

I did thorough research on the account to make sure it wasn’t parody

Plant some stuff

Let’s compare numbers. What did your pump cost?