just a lil guy

ban male podcasts

i love shouting into the void that is this app

good dog

carcinogen is a beautiful name for a girl

"elon making us see only 600 tweets a day reminded me of how you gave me 600 chances and i still let you down. i promised to make our relationship better just like he promised to make this website better. in the end, we both failed."

One of my big life goals is to abolish golf

if that's your girl why is she teaching me how to dougie