maybe I DO hate gay people

petra can’t refute my bit so they just immediately went to calling me ‘phobic this is so cruel

I was teasing Petra! y’know despite what you tell yourself I’m not *actually* thinking about you 24/7.

come on man. I am the Q. had to finish the joke before I ran out of breath

omfg THANK YOU. I’m so rarely appreciated. ❤️

exhibit A, B, and LGBT

I intentionally crafted a will they won't they to pump publicity as a new gym leader and then fell into a real will they won't they so I cant say anything, thats like a late 90s rom com plot

oh-kay. right. well. that dynamic’s big huge in our pop culture right now.

well damn. I can get behind that too.

then you’re not from hoenn LOL

oh, so it’s like a legacy thing, then?

no idea. just never heard that name. kind of dramatic, don’t you think? for such a mellow person.

the great Sapphire, huh?

that man was DEVASTATINGLY sober

well sign me up I’ll give her millet and gems. I’m in.

aw, come on, let her post, she’s a good girl.

did a natu just follow me

lol they do now I’m totally starting it.

for you I’d say it’s for the better.

attaboy. they call him botox brendan.

keep yapping or I’ll shrivel up into a raisin you have to help me

I just work here bro. but I’ve seen some shit. these are nottttt Legends I’d ever want to be in bad standing with. or any standing at all.

there’s nobody out there like me but me and I’m grateful for it

don’t even get me started

fuuuckkkk I deleted baldpost by accident.

yeah, I’d like that. next time I’m in Hoenn I’ll give you a call.

I beat Sidney once when I was, like, sixteen, and I’ve never been able to recreate the win. ugh.

oh you do NOT play around about arm day. I have to stop slacking.

LMFAO