Switch 2 secured! Let’s gooooo!!

Yes 😢

Genuinely excited to introduce Eurovision to my friends this year 🥳

Put your hand on your hip if you went from on the outs of your premerge tribe to last queen standing at final 10 #Survivor #Survivor48

I mean, Justin’s cooked no matter what right?
2-0 he’s gone.
1-1 Justin/Sai, Cedrek has to flip or go home
1-1 Cedrek/Sai, Justin goes home via “rock draw”

I think???? #Survivor

Jeff said: thanks, Mitch
My brain heard: thanks, bitch
#Survivor

Sick day 😷

Correct me if I’m wrong, but does this mean Emilia Pérez has now tied for most Oscars lost in a single ceremony? #Oscars2025

Denmark on a NQ streak?
Too many men winning NFs?
The world craving a slay queen girl bop?

Sissal slayed 💅 #ESC2025 #DMGP2025

make your voices heard by voting with us in the fan vote for #survivor 50!

democracy at the final 4 is on the ballot!

So a monkey is definitely going to shoot somebody in the finale, right? #TheWhiteLotus

Nearquaad
Farquaad
Wherever you arequaad

👏👏👏👏

Genuinely concerned for the literal child sitting in front of me seeing THE MONKEY

Today’s NYT Connections is wild

That pile is so precarious. One 14 pound cat, and the cardboard box will collapse into a plastic tub 🤣

A grey and white cat sleeping at the edge of a bed

I wanna be this cozy

This is peak beauty. Everybody go home.

Not enough people are talking about how hot Fra Fee is in Prime Target 🥵

Cards from Pokemon TCGP

I will never have better luck than this

Justice for Gooby #SNL50

I’ve never wanted to be a lamb chop toy more #SNL50

I know it’s impossible, but how iconic would it be for Alexander and Leanne to be the winners of #TheTraitorsUK

He’s one in a million

Creating my prayer circle for Monica Barbaro to join Timothée Chalamet for a live duet of “It Ain’t Me Babe” on SNL this weekend 🕯️

Pretending to be surprised by every challenge and twist on Traitors US when Traitors UK did it already or better 🫣

Imagine going on Jeopardy and your opponents are an astrophysicist and Barbra Jean

Genuinely proud of myself.
15 pounds gone and a nice touch of muscle in 2024. Let’s see what I can do this year!

Tonight was fun