kreep riding her broom

WARNING!
Prolonged handholding exposure to a succubus can lead to the following:

1. A desire for cuddling
2. A desire for more attention
3. Development of infatuation
4. Smiles~

Please handhold in moderation.

*taps the sign*

REPOST IF YOU WANT YOUR NECK BIT AND SUCKED ON OR IF YOU JUST WANT TO BE HELD AND TOLD YOU'RE LOVED

It's smooch a shark day

absolutely the best sticker on my server no doubt about it

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

morning check list:

1. wake up
2. check phone
3. plunge hand into panties

a drawing of an anthropomorphic rabbit wolpertinger with pink horns and dark purple dreadlocks with a light purple highlights/streaks. he's wearing a bunny suit while holding a purple Easter egg. next to him is a chibi drawing of him in the same outfit. the text reads: "happy Easter!" "I laid- err...got this for you!"

Salem wishes you a happy Easter!!!
(HE/HIM) 🐇🥚💜

you're telling me she comes over to my house and starts laying her eggs everywhere? and this happens every year?... hhhmgmggg,,,,,,

A white and brown-colored dragon-shark femme with bright red-to-orange yellow hair, dressed in a casual, yet colorfully fun clothing, as they fly while looking at the viewer with open hands and a smile on their face.

This dragonshark cutie is happy to see you! 🔥
❤️ Commission for @dragonsharkgf.bsky.social

A screenshot of Pokemon Moon, showing a Pikachu getting headpats. The text reads: Give your girlfriend tender loving car! Pet her gently and make her very affectionate toward you!

Felt like trying to work on this a little more for some practice.

i want to be afflicted with hot status effects!!!!!!

A room full of casually dressed anthro Eeveelution gals, hanging out with snacks and drinks. At the top of the room, Eevee, wearing a Blissey-themed apron, presents a tray of colorful Poke Puffs to Flareon and Leafeon. Flareon wears sweatpants and a "Body Slam" tee, while Leafeon wears a thick heart sweater and patched pants. They’re both seated on the rug, staring glowingly at the decorative (and delicious) looking Puffs. Vaporeon, wearing a tank top and athletic shorts, sits between Leafeon and a large vending machine by the wall. She glances over excitedly at the tray of Puffs with a cheery expression. Nearby, Jolteon chats with Umbreon as they both listen to music together. Umbreon wears a hoodie, fluffy slippers, and Marowak skull pajamas, while Jolteon wears shorts, fishnets, and a "Spacial Rend" band sweater, written in gory, metal typeface along the sleeves. Their earbuds are connected to a phone, which displays an Absol-themed album cover onscreen. In another corner of the room, Espeon lounges on a cushion beside a lamp, wearing glasses, exposed pocket shorts, and a long cardigan. In one hand, she holds up a Gardevoir-themed novel (which has been annotated) as she watches Glaceon and Sylveon beside her. Glaceon, wearing an open-shoulder sweater, glasses, and thigh high socks, kneels next to Sylveon, pointing at the screen of her Nintendo 3DS. Sylveon, wearing a ribbon-adorned hoodie and striped thigh-high socks, grits her teeth and clutches the handheld anxiously. There’s a case of DS games sitting next to her on the cushion. Beside all the Eeveelutions are various Pokemon foods and drinks, including Old Gateaux, Lava Cookies, Lumiose Galettes, Poffins, Berry Juice, Protein, Water Bottles, and cans of Lemonade.

ladies' night

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner
ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

An anthropomorphic hyena rollerblading, writing, and playing video games.

load save file

Good Girl. 🩷

when the programmer who worked on simcity actually implemented the city income calculation logic based on the design doc

was he doing maxis taxes praxis

HUGE META SHAKE-UP?? Mornington Crescent has new CONFIRMED FTK

latex bodysuit that gives you ports. lemme plug stuff into your neck

They made a girl who's afraid of her own fear

i was gonna write one of those funny ship dynamic posts and i accidentally wrote "girl x girl" and thats funnier than whatever i was gonna write

robot boobs

R-3.8 A certain Professor Amongus claims that the order in which a fixed set of elements is inserted into a binary search tree does not matter—the same tree results every time. Give a small example that proves Professor Amongus wrong.

professor amongus

'if you could have any superp--'

shapeshifting
dont finish the question
its a travesty to not be able

alas, at least we have the digital space and art to live through

Funnel cakes are made by pouring batter into hot cooking oil in a circular pattern and deep frying the overlapping mass until golden-brown. The batter is commonly poured through a funnel, creating its texture and giving it its name.

"creating its texture and giving it its name"...

digital girl who loses resolution when she gets horny because all her processing is going to her dick. you fluster her and she clearly drops to her lowest LOD pure triangular but her dick jumps to like 6k polys ray traced the works