a classic 2023 "tomoto" ketchup shirt

get milked shirt. in the "got milk" font with a cow head undernewth looking smug

been thrifting lately

being a trans guy is so humiliating it's like "ugh i don't look like him i wanna kill myself !!!" And the guy in question looks like if a pack of zyn wished to become a real boy

a screenshot of a tweet by @unicorn17forev1 on twitter which shows her putting an ema plaque at a shinto shrine: It's only April, and we already have 15 injured players—what the hell I can't laugh at this, it's totally abnormal At this point, all we can do is pray to the gods So I went to a shrine and hung up an *ema* with my wish I should’ve gone before the season started 😞 *Ema means…↓

＊絵馬(Ema)are small wooden plaques at Japanese Shinto shrines. People write wishes or prayers on them and hang them on a rack. The shrine later burns them to send the messages to the gods.

the astros are playing so bad they have japanese fans doing shinto prayers for the starting rotation

shoutout to the homie peperomia stilt for being left outside by accident when the temp dropped to 27 overnight without suffering any ill effects

as someone who was forced to become an okay listener. it is appalling.

genuinely if anyone has any tips on how to get back into creative writing for burnout ex-'savants' let me know

Joy Was Never Yours to Have

Dear White Folx,

"Nothing in whiteness teaches you about joy, pleasure, play, and passion that isn't about control, entitlement, or competition. You don't know joy just to be joyful."

I said this on the Yell Fire! podcast recently and I want to sit with it here because it names something...

Hamtaro is better than Ben 10.

sometimes i like to play a game with my father called "how long can i go without saying a single word in this conversation" and its ALWAYS way longer than one would expect

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

never cared about or watched euphoria but now that its gone to shit im kind of obsessed

got that "went from obsessively creative writing to not being able to write for the past 10 years" bug

i cant believe that i had people telling me i was lazy and wasting my potential before i was allowed behind the wheel of a car.

yes im thinking about how i was 100% expected to become a published author by the age of 13 and how everyone was disappointed in me when all i produced was mental illness, what of it

i wonder if the swordbird girl knows the damage she did to gifted children by becoming the icon of comparing your child to her

i saw a tiktok about how birdwatching in childhood is a sign of anti-baldness and i can't stop thinking about it

Five panels of Jesse and Walter from breaking bad First Jesse is saying CLAVICULAR GOT MOGGED BY THE GUY FROM 60 MINUTES AUSTRALIA Walter stares at him Jesse continues THEN SNEAKO GOT HIS SHIT ROCKED ON THE STREET HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD BE EXECUTED FOR JERKING OFF Walter looks annoyed says Holden, what the fuck are you talking about

Just catching my offline friends up on the day’s news

ChatGPT is a website. Claude is a website. I will never respect a website. You cannot convince me to treat LLMs as anything different to any other technology. If a website only gets things right sometimes, it's a bad website. I will not be told otherwise.
www.wheresyoured.at/i-will-never...

successfully hemmed 1 1/2 pairs of pants today... feeling effervescent

Update: Researchers Have Discovered That The "Trans Person Who Is Not Deeply Traumatized" Has Been Repressing Their Trauma

broadcast mentioned RAAAAH

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

safety first and all that but aooaoaooooooaoooauuuugh red car named cherry she needs cherry themed decor

the weird thing about getting a tiny car is that now i have a desperate urge to make it ridiculously fem and cunty

i cannot believe i used to shave my entire body. for men, of all things... i love being fuzzy and furry it feels so right

bush boy summer 💯

embracing body hair as a trans man has been amazing lately. my beard looks good as hell

They'll keep shrinking the definition of "acceptable art" until you can't talk about any of your lived experiences in a fictional setting

Gob Bluth as a character is Indigenous-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

counterpoint: making harry potter culturally anti-woke media will force the 'guys in wrap-around shades ranting in their car' demographic to become harry potter adults, which is potentially very funny.