the sky over Chicagoland is the same sky over Southern California & that's all on that subject

I'll never forgive you mother fuckers.

The moon, barely waxing crescent, fitting perfectly between some electric lines

Obviously fake moon. You can see the wires!

this is your sign to go to a cheap chinese buffet

if chemists announced there was a new chemical and it was called ohgodohfuckium, what properties would it be assumed to have

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is on track to become Dems' candidate for NYC mayor — toppling Andrew Cuomo's comeback dreams and putting incumbent Eric Adams on notice.

Cuomo has conceded and said he called to congratulate Mamdani.

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If SpaceX actively tried to blow up every rocket on launch, they would probably all reach Mars.

I imagine it's like one of these

It is FUCKED UP that the dipshits responsible for our ability to explore anything off of this planet are so despicable and so bad at their jobs that one of their projects exploding into a three story ball of flame brings everyone a moment of unadulterated joy.

Early this morning, SpaceX Starship 36 exploded during routine testing and NASA made this compilation video of it.

𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 deadly sins? in this economy?

Honey, I Shit the Bed

It's nice not having a bunch of followers bc I can just say whatever I want ☺️ We all come from a singular energy that wants to feel unique experiences. Everything that exists is a part of it. The stars/planets determine the composition of your ingredients. Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper alive.

Beam me up.

Star cluster NGC 346. Text: “This and realizing you’re made of stardust.” The center has pink and orange arcs that form a boat shape, pointing to the top right and bottom left. Another plume of orange and pink expands from the center to the top left. To the right of this plume is a large cluster of white stars.

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Seems like an appropriate time to repost this

Everyone rn

*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent*

my son: you could call it “plague dogters”

me: I have given birth to a genius

Why was KKKaroline outta breath?

Texas is banning weed again, so they can jail/deport more people & bump up them numbers

Barack Obama's impact is undeniable, regardless of your political stance. He's the reason 95% of us know the age you can run for president.

I guarantee you know someone who claims they're "running in 2030"

*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts

Been laid off a whole year & somehow I'm still kickin 😭 anyone that knows me understands how wild that is. I'm at a bar having a beer. Might play some videogames & roll my eyes at LinkedIn later.

you have a JOB??!! IN THIS ECONOMY??!!??!!

Love to see a community come together when ICE Nazis show up to their neighborhood and send them packing ….👏👏👏👏 South Park neighborhood of San Diego

Brands during Pride month:

🌈 Exxon: no matter who you love, we’ll make sure your children don’t have a livable planet

🌈 Amazon: we treat all of our warehouse workers like dirt, regardless of their sexual orientation

🌈 Raytheon: our tomahawk missiles don’t discriminate