Someone came in with a candygram

I'm not familiar with this writer, so when the caption said guess who I assumed it was David Brooks 🤷

You should see them when they're canvassing

K...add christian nationalists to the list then

She's so vain

Orcas left a Snickers on my pillow in prison

I would take an army of insufferable ironic moustaches and hornrim glasses ironically playing bad techno over shithead MAGA bros any day. I don't care about someone doing something I find aesthetically distasteful if they're not cheering on... y'know...the current shit

If there are two unicyclists does that make them a bicycle?

And an uneven goatee

They turned cottagecore

They were less than charmed

I think of the John Mulaney joke...'you don't get to order for the table when you're about to leave the restaurant'

You have to consider- in their minds- fashion is 'woke' because designers are gay or whatever.
Granted, there are many reasons to rail against the fashion industry, but its supposed 'wokeness' ain't it

Especially chilling when Noem said California and LA had to be 'liberated' from 'Marxists'

What's the over/under on ICE hanging around outside the perimeter to arrest some of those 'encouraged' demographics?

Thing is... everyone is disposable to Elon as well, including Trump. Kinda have to figure it was a race as to who would toss who

That's basically what 'hashtag MAGA' is

It's what we were listening to when we sacked Rome

What I'm suggesting is having such things might be useful on our end

On the other hand...anyone NOT MAGA could probably buy them as well

'I can only do it once'

I'm sure DUI NOT DEI will be a MAGA rally chant soon

I can't wait until DUI is legal again

Or in one

The last on a series

It'll be some battle to the last man standing who'll be the only person left alive, who may have unlimited access to everything but no idea how to operate anything, and again...the conditions of the soil, air and water make any sort of agriculture untenable, etc

I've thought about this and decided... maybe better not to survive? Consider...if they're the ONLY ones left and they've gotten so far on their avarice, there'll be non-stop conflict on who has to do the shit work. Their $ will be meaningless. They'll run out of food and resources....

I would think even a remote possibility of electrocution- or some sort of machine malfunction that...you get it- should be enough to ward off most of us. But given some dude comments on the internet...