Yes they are, all of them

When I lived in Qatar there was a restaurant that only sold cereal and there was a menu of cereal cocktails

Brilliant

Agreed, it’s awful, a great song, awful sketch

“Local man returns to old workplace to be met with complete indifference”

I think you’re being a bit generous to Morrisons and M&S, I’ve never been able to find anything like a French baguette in the UK

I almost blew a fuse

Hopefully he doesn’t bark up the wrong tree

Agreed

Spreading the misery, great tactic

You are one of my favourites on Twitter so when I signed up for Bluesky you were one of them first I looked for

I always buy smoked bacon intentionally