King Crimson are like a rock and roll fantasy camp that Robert Fripp is the lead counselor of

pokemon fusion squirtle + nidoqueen = squirtqueen appears as squirtles face on nidoqueen

good for her

boys have "hot dog swag," men have

If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.

Mamma Mia!

everything you can sprinkle on a pizza from a shaker (red pepper flakes, oregano, grated parmesan, garlic powder) is better than traditonal so-called pizza "toppings" by like an order of magnitude

I am far too chill and Normal to be driving in Florida, yet here I am

Week's listens. Back for more Hornsby

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

smoking Mind Weed and engaging in 4D noospheric ideaspace mining *camera zooms into my head in a flash to fly through an early-cyberspace-style representation of all information; my unshackled consciousness soars through zillions of copies of the words "boobs", "ass", "tits", "butts", etc*

Week's listens. Branford is straight up Throwing Bolts

Hell YEA

I've been noticing Indigo Girls bootlegs get uploaded one by one. I just checked and they're being uploaded by an Indigo Girls fansite that's been running since 1995 and is still web 1.0. Can I get a hell yeah in the chat

(buffalo soldier tune) miserable shithead

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Talking Heads Wild Wild Life video

Poster for movie The Miniature Wife

🎶 So check out Mister Businessman, oh-oh-oh
He got

Robert Crumb’s 1979 “A Short History of America”

Naming my sports team the “Oklahoma City Bombers” and being shocked as the crowd pelts me with fruit

know b4 you go

8. Dead First by Johnny Compton. Underwhelming, repetitive, predictable horror. Readable, but not enjoyably.

"Jurassic design is my passion."
-John Park

He is a child of the sky, the firmament is his to do what he desires with. Be merciful Sky Child!

The more I listen to the new Hornsby album, the deeper it sinks its talons into me. It's a gorgeous, challenging, fascinating meditation on aging and living.

*Todd Rundgren Voice*
I can't stop yawning
I can't stop yawning

This album from the FYE bargain bin was my introduction to Hornsby (and little did I know, Garcia and practically everyone I now love) and I was hooked from the first moment

Alice, blowing out the pilot light, and walking away:

Girl walks into the library, I say hi, she says hi, glances her backpack off of the doorway, whole pack of deli cheese falls out

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