need to start using only one exclamation point to show my controlled enthusiasm

my black cat cuddles my dirty yard shoes

becoming one with the shoes

finished a crossword and threw it straight into the trash

an inflatable tube man that looks like a marijuana joint bends over my car. he gives his blessing.

and of course today i get blessed by the big joint 🙏

me getting these notifications for lowes home improvement cashier jobs 🥴

name a better day to wake up and immediately eat an apple fritter in bed

Following decades of silence from the Smithsonian, I've thrown my old report cards away.

today marks the end of that period when wearing shorts after winter feels weird

it’s the weekend again!!!!

started reclaiming “chores” this week

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the “no carrots” sign is the least weird part

oh i thought we were there already 👀

a health store with a “no carrots” sign out front

yesterday there were “no carrot” signs everywhere so that was weird

36 year old friday night dinner: two hot chocolates

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at a certain point, english stops being about rules and starts being about how things feel.
that’s where most non-native speakers struggle.

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rick kenmore: the john daly of bowling

love a guy who lets me eat the folded chips out of his bag

and if you really love me, baby…help me scrape the mucus off my brain

thought this said “at chilis” and was like hell yea brother i’m in

i’m more excited for these auto changing tags to show different prices for different people based on their phone data 🤗

dr pepper was a woman

today i am pouring concrete and i can’t even lift 60 lbs lmao

i’m a notes app girl

a homemade cassette tape labeled “interview with grandma jan/feb 2000”

found in a free tape bin i recently acquired. what are we thinking?

today i took one step outside and a rattlesnake shook its little rattler at me so i said nope and went back inside

speed limit sign that just says “6.6”

wait what

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 10

a selfie of me

it’s meeeee

someone holds up a small paperback copy of roald dahl. the background is an empty plain in the mojave desert.

today: kiss kiss by roald dahl