Any other anxiety ridden, beta blocker taking, lifters on here wanna let me know if creatine will knock me dead??? Genuinely need to know lol

Rlllyyyy brutal 😵‍💫

Kylie Minogue Friday into Three Penny Opera at BAM Saturday is a wild combo. Weekend of Arts and Culture ™️

Rlllllyyyyy gooning for this lentil soup I made tonight 🫰🏼

Subby af bc a large portion of my job since I was like 24 is bossing around men twice my age lol

A wolf holds his hands out in gratitude as a generous dollop of ranch dressing is dispensed into his hands from a rectangular dispenser. Another wolf in the background looks one as he bites into a pizza slice from the side. Text above them reads "Home/Domicile: <3 hidden valley <3 "

Begging native to stop making shit that smells like donuts???? Please I just want a nice body wash that’s like idk bergamot or something not krispy kreme????

Sooooo much I wish I could say about this season of project runway but I literally Cannot

This week is just gonna feel like 10,000 yrs no matter what huh

Top 10 most miserable day awards, do notttttt know how Im gonna get through to 10:30PM tonight

@qhristalmighty.bsky.social and I going to animal at 2pm on a sunday

in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people

Fellas, is it gay to feel real dumb and bad and pathetic?

Once a gay guy confirms you are also gay they willlll be showing you pictures of the “hand towels” in their bear themed bathroom that are actually american apparel briefs. Loveeee community

Every morning I come in, open my laptop, and have a spooky little pop up from vectorworks that’s like “3507 minutes have passed since you backed up this file”. Yeah, I know it’s been like 2 days you don’t have to say it so scary though

Really need SNAPCHAT to stop EMAILING me when someone I haven’t spoken to since high school adds something to their story (I do not use it I just refuse to delete)

Step out of my apartment and someone is BLASTING my immortal in their car outside…that bad huh?

But we do have new sink now!

@qhristalmighty.bsky.social is getting in drag downstairs and I am…..plumbing

“Tap to imagine with AI” absolutely fuckin not wtf are we doing yall…

The beeping has increased frequency UUGGHHHHHHH let me be COMFY

Showered, changed the bed to gorgeous, crisp, clean, fresh linen sheets, got in bed ready to GO and now one of our fire alarms has a low battery and is beeping occasionally. If this shit keeps me up tonight I swear to GOD

The most bearface you’ll ever get from me, I promise

Soooo sorry but I’m not fucking anyone who lives in Secaucus lmao

The betrayal I feel when a Hot Pocket ™️ is, in fact, extremely hot should be studied

Dad maxing today fr

Passed by an excavating business in Jersey today called “Fisted Dove”. Tf they doin over there

Almost missed tummy Tuesday so sorry

Not to be fuckin rude but sometimes you do just have to stare at dudes on the subway making DISASTROUS aesthetic choices to know What Not To Do