Why would a guy who can't read have a library?

He wants to hang with the other pedophiles...
Maybe that's why?

Great point...
But another great point is this: you have to be a coward to be a 'leader' for the GOP nowadays...
And as we are seeing, it's been this way for a solid ten years.

The same people that own the GOP also own the media. And because of that Democrats will always have a messaging problem...

What do you know, someone holding the hand that holds them down...
Hard to believe Fox News would go looking for someone like that...🙄

Maybe Orban wasn't in the Epstein files...

There are consequences to electing stupid people...

Remember, religion put a pedophile in the White House...

I'm old enough to remember when being a Russian asset was disqualifier for the oval office...
And when being stupid was a disqualifier
And being a criminal
And a rapist
And a pedophile
And cheating on your wife/wives
Being a liar...
SMH

Now those are part of the qualifications for the GOP

Fox News has been poisoning the American soul for the last forty years.
The damage started with Fox getting dimwit W elected, and now with a demented Russian asset rapist pedophile at the helm.
Thank you GOP owners at Fox for shitting on the country for your sacred tax cuts for the rich.

Doesn't Cheeto-Jesus need to get Putin's approval before doing anything?

Always good to see the Scream Court do it's best imitation of a Dredd Scott decision every fucking day...
I can't wait for their next interpretation of interracial marriage...
...or their next attempt at separate but equal.
Those douche-bags have been slaughtering democracy long before Cheeto-Jesus.

I'll bet Cheeto-Jesus is upset because Jesus didn't see his shadow when was resurrected, and now there's six more weeks of winter...

Looks like his approval ratings are starting to lineup with his IQ...

Look at that, a leader actually doing what's best for his country and fighting evil as best he can.

I wonder what's that like?

I wouldn't know what that's like over the last year, I live in the United States of America.

But 'spectacular level of stupidity' is another name for MAGA.

Spot on.
If right-wingers had put together the numbers of No Kings protests, the NYTimes would have to change its shorts...and they'd have bookended the headlines with stories on 'Joe Biden is old' and 'Butteremails'...

Yes. About a minute before I posted it.
Been a fan of Grant for a while...

Hey, I can't be a Republican:
I don't speak Russian...
and...
I don't want to rape or have sex with teenagers...

Robert E. Lee...
Could only beat the Union JV
He wanted the south to secede...
But he couldn't even beat Meade
And against Grant and the Union Varsity
We saw the end of Lee and the Confederacy.

Short story: Lee wasn't a great general or person.

He's too stupid to handle real information, this is probably the best we'll get...

So let me get this straight:
The people who are outraged if an illegal immigrant kills a US citizen, are just fine if the US government kills US citizens.

Spanberger blames Trump as Virginia gas prices near $4 a gallon, votes ‘Yes’ in redistricting effort "The fact that gas prices are going up astronomically was totally and completely foreseeable,” Gov. Abigail Spanberger said Friday morning.

Look at the framing...
Even a supposed 'liberal' media outlet won't state a fact. More 'both sides' bullshit...
Gas prices ARE HIGH because of Cheeto-Jesus.
He IS to blame.
Water is wet. Yet Spangenberger 'claims' water is wet.
www.whro.org/2026-03-20/s...

Actually, Trump responded, 'Hold on, let me ask Putin what the answer is...'

Is Fetterman in the Epstein files?
Maybe that's why he's been acting like such a GOP tool...

But you gotta admit, it's pretty amazing that Cheeto-Jesus can even talk while Putin's junk is hanging out of his mouth.

Imagine having enough money to solve world hunger and NOT doing it...
What kind of piece of shit does that?

This, sadly, is probably very accurate to Cheeto-Jesus's actual thoughts on the current situation...

Here's the Cliff's notes version of the GOP...

Tax cuts for the rich: Right.
Anything that helps the middle class: Wrong.

The price of joining the GOP MAGA cult is:
Your balls, your spine, and your brain...