elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while sitting on a table . Alt: elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while sitting on a table .

I forgot and ate a poppyseed muffin about two hours before my drug test on Friday.

I’m having a realization about it right now.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Right? Even with the hefty tomes that these are, I will never be ready for this series to end

HUGS YOU AND SCREAMS LOUDLY

MINE IS ONLY ON BOOK TWO AT LEAST YOURS KNOWS WHO PREPOTENTE IS!!

YESS LINE WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE WE ENDING WITH THAT CLIFFHANGER

The cover for This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinniman

8 - This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinniman

I’m so mad I have to wait almost a month for more Carl. Yes I could just pay for the Patreon but it’s not the *same*

And how does this series just continue to get better like this??

$10 corn? I'm supposed to put in half an hour's of labor to afford some damn corn to boil? And it ain't even fully shucked? It's the new depression, are the bread lines next? Because I'm there.

Gotta love inspirational videos that are like, "I'm living proof that it's never too late to accomplish your dreams!" and the person is like 30.

New entries to my ddg search about to include “how fast does bread mold in Colorado”

Really hoping it’s more than a day because I swear to god here in WA it molds within hours if you don’t refrigerate it

(It’s because I bought $100 worth of books on Friday)

Hell hath frozen over

We went into a bookstore

Tobey bought books

I didn’t

Haha wishful I believe :)

Well, got the offer

...we're moving to Colorado!!

i actually love theo videos

i love them for the comment section calling him out lol

you are a beautiful human, Mr Tingle

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parent who won't let their child play minesweeper because it's too violent

A black Doberman curled up on the couch looking very calm, very demure. A stark contrast to the silly shocked face he has in my pfp

It’s actually hilarious that this is the same dog that I have in my pfp. He just has so much range

It is always morally correct to bully racists off of social media and irl

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

I’m Roy fuckin Kent

TRUE

4) Lowtax banning hentai

And LiveJournal too

i can name a few things that lead to the current timeline

1) ronald reagan's presidency
2) the death of harambe
3) the rise of facebook and the fall of myspace

*waves hand at the stuff outside* yeah I don’t like it either

eeeeyeahhh, honestly DDLC is like, PRETTY disturbing for what it is but..

..Im pretty sure I've played worse. MUCH worse. DDLC honestly hits some verrry sensitive topics but.. in a pretty real way? IDK this is dumb