"Whatever we think of. If we think of J. Edgar Boozer, J. Edgar Boozer will appear and destroy us."

~Brief eye dart around.~

~Considers.~

~Smiles.~

Yeep! *Stiffens up and tips over*

Y... yes plese.

I didn't know zombies needed to breath.

Them: You should take pride in your culture.

Me: Dude, my culture was made up by Jeff Foxworthy in 1993.

Ink and digital colored image of my persona, a purple haired doll jointed clockwork girl, showing off the key in her back.

Wind me up. Turn the key. Brass goggles.

I had a feeling I might wind up in this position. 💜

Was never enlisted in the draft, but I can still support the troops. As long as I'm wound up about it, anyway. #ToySoldierDay #ToySoldierDay2026

Go get'em, champ!

I can't believe I just read the Discworld book, Jingo. Just before we go to war with the middle east. Agan.

I forever miss my geocities. And my 3 frame of animation looping fire.

This is a reminder that I will hold the American government personally responsible if I don't win the Academy Award for Best Director this year.

♫ If being mean's a way of life you practice and rehearse.
Then all that work is paying off, cause Trump is getting worse
Every day in every way, Trump is getting worse. ♫

I do be like that sometimes.

Oh! And the time Daphne and Velma got dipped in rock candy in the Haunted Candy Factory. That too.

An old cartoon called Shazzan. In the episode 'The Idol of Turaba' a nameless girl got turned into a 'statue of porcelain' and stole my heart forever.
In the '60s Batman show, Batgirl got turned into a 2D cutout, and stole my heart.
Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
And so on and so on.

HE'S tired of it?!?! Oh well happy day. Fashionably late, I see.

My favorite!

Look. I don't require much. I just need someone whose brain isn't powered by Dollar Tree spray tan mist to tell me the important information.

You know, I'm just now starting to think that they aren't at all honored to be their obedient servant.

A.Ham. A.Burr.

#MCU... If I don't have a scene of M'baku yelling at a Doom-bot at a UN Assembly, I'm going to be quite vexed.

I finally made the trip to @jessecox.bsky.social 's bathroom! At last!