He’ll fall asleep immediately.

Happy Birthday, Congresswoman Crockett!🎂🎉

MS NOW gets it wrong again. Alicia Menendez is the only good thing about The Weeknight. Symone Sanders is annoying and loud. Alicia should have that hour and not be demoted to daytime.

I celebrated the first day of Black History Month by watching a documentary about the best president of my lifetime, (imo of all time) Barack Obama. You are missed. Thank you for all you did, and all you still do for our country.

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"

I like Presidents who win their Nobel Peace Prize instead of grifting someone else’s.

If the hydrant fits

Literally looks like shit

Mine too

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

In my humble opinion, Welker should get the F out of that Meet The Press chair.

100% this!👇

Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Thank you!

She’s also a

ICE slips on…ICE

And then they were pardoned and are serving as the personal militia of the fascist regime of our magalomaniac Dicktraitor in Chief.

I can smell the desperation here in Jersey.

Translation: “She took my Nobel prize.”

You should have won. This is beautiful!

I can’t wait for the next President to throw all his shit in a dumpster.

He was on something. Adderall? Coke?

I can hear Van Halen now… 🎵 Burning of the devil 🎵

My forever President. President Obama, you are a treasure!

FIFA FO FUM…I smell the shit coming from his bum

Fat Imbecile Fuck Award

And that’s why Jasmine Crockett is a bad ass while Marge is just plain bad.