Percolate Studios Unveils IMAGO: The World's First Licensable AI Jesus Developed from Shroud of Turin Analysis Revolutionary AI Character Makes Debut in "The Shroud of Turin: An Immersive Experience" in Anaheim

Your own licensable Jesus. An AI who hears your prayers, an AI who cares.
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Do you rely on others for support?

From the new Private Eye, out now.

I feel seen.

I think it’s when they’re decommissioned that they are extruded.

Seems like an extreme hoarder having a yard sale indoors, rather than an actual shop. Tell me you bought the crab. Would look great next to your Max Headroom.

Most of North Africa too.

Not entirely inaccurate, to be fair.

Discord Says 70,000 Users Had IDs Exposed in Recent Data Breach Discord confirmed that hackers stole photos of government identification documents for 70,000 users as part of the recent data breach.

Online Safety Act my arse. www.securityweek.com/discord-says...

I’d ask who writes this marketing bullshit, but it’s probably a ChatGPT agent.

Introducing ChatGPT agent: bridging research and action ChatGPT now thinks and acts, proactively choosing from a toolbox of agentic skills to complete tasks for you using its own computer.

Presumably they think I’m as smart as one of their shiny new AI agents if they think I find it impressive that it’s wrong 58.4% of the time when answering a question, wrong 72.8% with maths questions, and fucks up your spreadsheets 54.5% of the time. openai.com/index/introd...

Had to check it was the Onion.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Expected you to be in Speedos given the earlier pictures!

Build-A-Bear Workshop Outpaces Nvidia, Microsoft, Oracle | Entrepreneur Build-A-Bear Workshop's stock grew by more than 2,000% over the past five years, outshining the stock growth of Nvidia, Microsoft, and Oracle.

I guess this is what they mean when they say that it’s a “bear market”. www.entrepreneur.com/business-new...

Metallica if They Were a 1970s Disco Funk Band | Funkallica [AI Reimagined – Not Real] YouTube video by Imagine

Finally, a good use of AI.
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There's a lot of interesting implications for this, including the future of Intel's Arc iGPU/dGPUs, and a potential route to market for Intel+NVIDIA SoCs powering handheld gaming PCs.
Likewise, NVIDIA & MediaTek were rumored to be pursuing an Arm SoC for Windows... wonder where that stands.

Andy Dick wearing glasses.

A dick wearing glasses

Huh, I can use the same caption for both of these photos. “A Dick wearing glasses”.

A single black Lego block

I know Lego Star Trek just launched, but I was sure I had a set already, searched my Lego box, and found it - an original Borg Cube. Very easy to assemble.

South Koreans detained in ICE raid at Hyundai electric vehicle site in Georgia Most of the 475 arrested were from South Korea, leading the country to call the raid an unjust infringement of people's rights.

Orange menace presumably trying to shakedown Hyundai. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Headline from Liverpool Echo: “Man found dead in cemetery”.

Surprised Pikachu face.

Light at the end of the tunnel? Or is that a train coming…?

Vader yells Lando he is altering the deal.

I suspect this will destroy value on all sides. Shareholders in Lando Bu Tan’s Intel will not be happy at losing 10% of the value of their investment, and the odds of Intel losing all of its business in China as a result of Darth Trump’s deal is non-zero.

Elon tweets that his AI will increase the birth rate.

From the guy that just added an anime waifu to his AI service. Spilt seed sires no sucklings, Elon.

I mean it is Fox News, which I presume is a news channel for foxes, so perhaps the stray sapphic Siamese of Seattle are out-competing foxes for dumpster treasure? Makes about as much sense as anything else in the news these days.

Clearly a mistranslation, they must mean finjob.

Trump Burger owner in Texas faces deportation after Ice arrest Roland Beainy from Lebanon, who opened chain of restaurants in support of president, says charges ‘not true’

Leopards ate my burger. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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True Facts About The Owl YouTube video by Ze Frank

True facts for International Owl Awareness Day. Try riding a bicycle at night and picking up a moving burrito with your feet based on the sound that it makes. That is how an owl do. youtu.be/XeFxdkaFzRA?...

Entertainment Weekly headline: Star Trek Strange New World spent more than 6 months turning cast into puppets for season 4

It’s is a complicated surgical procedure.