… until the doxy comes out! 😁

Without stating your age, post a film that was released when you were 18 years old.

Prexactly!

“Sequined hamster on the run” sounds like a ‘70s or ‘80s album name.

I was always good at thinking on my feet but whoo boy, lately I get a handful of words in and I distract myself thinking something else, lose my train of thought, and start aggressively word searching to conclude my point.

But if a take more adhd meds I’m gonna pop.

Oh man, that might just trigger IT.

Bwaahahahahahahahaha ... snort ... hahahahaha .... I can't breathe ... Hahahahahaha ...

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I would have loved to have written the headline for this back in my newspaper days: TANKER TRANSIT TESTING ‘TACO’ TRUMP.

My friend’s embarrassment was complete when he cluelessly reached in the guys pocket to see what he had stuffed in there.

A friend of mine was once convinced this shopper was shoplifting and he confronted the guy, who protested his innocence. My friend pointed to the guys now hugely overstuffed pocket and demand he turn it inside out. Turns out the only thing in his pocket was a very large, now erect, penis. 🤦‍♂️

Who’s the cutie the glasses, bow tie and apparent hard-on?

Here’s to Frank Whittle, coming up with the concept before metallurgy advanced to the point where you could make a turbine blade that wouldn’t melt. 🥂

Don’t make me get out the spray bottle, tomcat.

I’m just picturing it. Since either one could claim the title of “Queen of the Bitchy Retort” I’m almost seeing something reminiscent of two ex-bfs being surprised to find the other also at a group brunch in WeHo. 🤣

Interesting. I just went for having a font made from my handwriting, which is normally pretty illegible but I made a very special effort to write in my copybook best when I was creating the template for the font.

It took me a while to realize I don’t actually send letters, so you’re ahead of me! 😁

How did I miss the existence of this film?! I’ve seen “A Night to Remember” but not this one. With Stanwyck AND Webb? Who could ask for anything more!

Ohhhh kayyyy. [backs away slowly]

Wait… is this one of those retro hipster things? Like the time 20 or 25 years ago when I bought a typewriter? Damn thing took me three months to find a compatible ribbon and have it shipped up from L.A. And of course I haven’t used it since that day.

Captain? 👨‍✈️ 🫡

Lots of NCR forms to print?

You DO NOT want to hear about my experience in purgatory trying to print NCR cheques and money orders using the dot matrix franking option on a combined thermal and dot matrix receipt printer.

Back then they said just breathing the air was like smoking two packs of cigarettes a day. A bartender I met told me when she traveled she sometimes got woozy on all the oxygen and had to go stand behind a bus and breathe in the exhaust to feel at home. 🤣

Oh god, I used to work and live in el D.F. In the ‘90s. The altitude and the pollution almost did me in. That and the earthquakes, which were no joke on the 27th floor.

Wait, did I hear alt account and the word nudes??! 🥰🥰

Just so long as it’s now harder to find for my main project manager I’ll be happy. He used copilot to create a project plan, telling it to use only two given documents as sources. Instead it hallucinated tasks from god knows where and the PM didn’t bother to confirm they were real tasks.

I have been trying all manner of these “pouch” underwear brands, trying to find something that will help prevent me from sitting on my balls all the time! My dick is insignificant but I’m blessed/cursed with a giant set of nuts. 🥜

Before: President Trump had been under increasing pressure to find a way out after he threatened to wipe out Iran’s civilization on Tuesday night unless Iran reopened the Strait of Hormuz. After: President Trump’s short-term intimidation may have worked, but the fundamental divides with Iran are as sharp as they were in February.

Change in Abstract

I split my desk and my bed with an ikea expidit (now kallax) room divider and I’ve still managed to fill every square with junk. Not to mention my room is still full of unpacked moving boxes from 2 years ago when we had to move to another apartment while they redid the ceilings. 🤦‍♂️

I bought a swing arm lamp that mounts on the wall and replaced the shade with a low and wide drum shade like the one on you chandelier. I was aiming for that hotel chic look.

But the truth is I just have too much stuff.

Before: Trump Finds Offramp After a Day of Apocalyptic Threats After: Trump Finds His Offramp With Iran. But the Causes of War Remain Unresolved.

Change in Headline

Before: Trump Backs Down, but Questions Remain About Iran’s Concessions and the Strait After: Trump Finds Offramp After a Day of Apocalyptic Threats

Change in Headline

Testes. Do NOT ignore.