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Oh I don't have the chops to do something like this, but if I did:
- Stargate: Universe
- Pushing Daisies
- The Detectorists

Omg

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

#Obligatory

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

investigate everyone involved in DOGE

usually the Bob is silent

I've been thinking about this a lot as I get ready to jet off to an adventure.
"Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
—Alan Moore

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Whoever says they will tear it down as their first Presidential Act will win 45 states

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

What the Dem platform for 2028 must be:
1. Epstein Trials
2. ICE Trials
3. War Crimes Tribunals

We don’t want to hear about a $10,000 tax credit for starting new AI businesses.

We demand JUSTICE.

Ragged and wispy clouds in a blue sky over distant green hills and nearby barrent field and ditch.

Blue sky Alabama!

Two black cats lying back to back on their sides atop a black mat.

Felisymmetry (quasi)

The Deadlands - Issue 42 | Psychopomp Includes the work of Nosawema O., |A. E. Weisgerber, Phoenix Mendoza, R.B. Lemberg, Maya Ysabel Ng, Marvin Garbeh Davis, Sr., Diana Dima, and Kelsey Dean

issue 42 of The Deadlands is RELEASED UPON THE WORLD

including many deathy fiction and poetry

INCLUDING ONE (1) NOVELETTE, our first novelette in a while it's been too long tbh.

check out the issue page below and DEFINITELY, PRETTY PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND SUPPORT US LIKE A SKELETON
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THE DEADLANDS IS BACK

clear your calendar and head to the graveyard

(bring something for the crows)

settle in to read

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Likewise had a Confederate soldier had better aim, rather than leaving my great great grandfather with a limp, I and dozens of others would not exist.

Note to Democrats: Stop punching left. The left is fighting mad and the words we use are "Fuck ICE" and "IMPEACH" and "SHUT IT ALL DOWN." Maybe you'd get somewhere if you used those words, too.

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.

what is the charge. what crime has been done

cephalopods should have tentacles that end in many individual heads and/or be connected by a giant central foot. thank you.

I don't know why this keeps happening

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

THERE ARE MEN WITH VAGINAS THERE ARE WOMEN WITH DICKS BUT THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR

A reminder

Bodine: the thing about Everest
Bodine: it's not just a mountain
Bodine: it's a heartless, remorseless eldritch force of nature
Bodine: because a mountain can't die
Jordan Kurella: but what if it could

Lather, rinse, repeat