That lad leaning just out of the shot looks like a strapping fellow. Wonder what his secret is?

two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking . ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .

They'd be less lonely outside Bellend Park tube station.....am I right?

True or false. Ronnie Wood?

Barnet Away 🤣🤣

Had lots of people wanting to help @Register4Ronnie but they’re ineligible to register.
Everyone can help with a RT or by supporting our collaboration with the amazing @twlv_collective who are donating 50% of their “Donor Derby” designs to @DKMS_uk to help recruit more donors

Here's a simple mneumatic for remembering how to convert a Word document to a PDF. I call it LADDER:

-Let yourself open the document
-Allow yourself to click Export as PDF
-Do not prevent yourself from clicking Export
-Define yourself as someone with a PDF
-Enjoy having a PDF
-Relish having a PDF

Watched a game he coached once. Strange tactician. Ended up trying to control a tricky left wing by throwing a Third Reich back on

Everton so good today. Only disappointment was lack of anti PL chanting....

Short wearing match-goers scuttling inside at half time. I've got a smile as big as Beto.

Dwight McNeill's boots 💙

Thank God. Will get like a lottery win after sweating my nuts off

Snap. Melting.

George Boateng? 😬

Potentially a precedent to establish a fine as an appropriate punishment for financial rule breaches which could then be levelled at another club 🤔

Potentially a precedent to establish a fine as an appropriate punishment for financial rule breaches which could then be levelled at another club 🤔

🤣

Enjoy.

Var was brought in to stop Maradona type goals and clear pens being missed

Those 2 Burnley goals took nearly 8 minutes to decide

When Var came in absolutely nobody would question those 2 Burnley goals

Both added to a boss game

Var has found an issue to check

Loved Everton today.

The fans. The battle. The quality (at times). The performance of the lads slagged before the match. The Ndiaye filth. The save. The Manager.

Loved it. More please.

Six and half footers flopping to the deck when someone brushes past them. Pro footballers unable to think beyond "patterns of play". Grim.

More fool us for watching the shite served up as footy nowadays. Utter dross. Sky airing that for neutrals is embarrassing. The game I fell in love with is long gone.

"I wanted a burning cross, but they said it would melt the uPVC"

Nicholas Witchell has arrived at New Scotland Yard with a fishing rod, some chicken and four cans of lager

Good leveler. Perfectly playable

That's a very fine Saturday. Jealous. Stripping wallpaper here.....

It's also not the defence she thinks it is!

The looks on the faces of the Forest fans almost PTSD inducing to all Evertonians. Whatever our frustrations (or otherwise) at the current rate of progress, thank God we are not having to put up with this Dyche shite any longer.

Looks a hard sell, given the home form, frustrations with the game in general and economic pressures. They'll shift a lot but expect vacant seats to increase due to issues passing on tickets when kick off times are shifted etc

Everton running out of January/February home fixtures after which to announce the new season ticket prices.....need to win one lads so we're all distracted

No Armstrong? Moyes out 😜