I’ve finally decided on my birthday photoshoot outfit! It was reallyyyyy bugging me 😩😭

It’s really the superior app. On here is just as biased as X and they hate to admit it.

every time we go to a wedding, everybody saying “Y’all next!” like people gonna know when I get married. #teamelope 😂

you really gotta try out gyms until you find one that fits you and not go based off of popularity.

I know this new way of business will cause me to lose some customers but I hope I gain new ones. I can’t afford to be burnt out every year.

04.01.2025 💕

Same. Twitter & TikTok pelt it in my for you pages and I can’t.

My new year's resolutions:

Remember my place wid ppl
Do more things solo
Be happy and if not happy, peaceful

This is the JA drama?

Creative 1st: 2025

Miserable miserable people. I thought it was such a beautiful story but of course, they found a way to make it negative.

Buying plane tickets with this as soon as I settle 🥲

I still waiting on more but we give thanks for this first one 😭🙏🏾

1/4 great cake, 1L sorrel, large Anchor cheese, frozen fish cake batter and a bake of hot balls!

I live alone. My man is off pork indefinitely. Every one of my loved ones already did their hams. All of that to say, I have a WHOLE ham to myself! 😭🙌🏾

You worked for this??? 😭

Wunna believe I now got paid for a job? Wa dem expect me to do with this at minutes to 4 on Christmas Eve?

Anyways, we give thanks lol

My last relaxer was 2011 and I’m NEVER going back but me saying you have to maintain our hair is a sin apparently 😂

I don’t think people how much I really don’t gaf about their opinion or they would shut up 😂

At NO point did anyone say they don’t make time for it but telling me scheduling time for it is low maintenance is crazy.

lol anyways, how de girls doing their hair for the holidays?

lol you know me well enough to know I’ll never explain myself to strangers on the internet.

Exactly and nothings wrong with that but dem MAD 😂

LOL half saying I can’t talk because I always wear weave & have a twa. A woman who’s been natural 25 years out of her 31 years of life and doesn’t wear weave 😂

Other half agreeing. Can’t pay me enough to reply lol

I tweeted it isn’t anti-black to admit natural hair isn’t low maintenance and was reminded why I no longer vocalize my opinions. The girls are MAD 😅

Idk but I leffing and I would go elsewhere and pay for convenience. Time is money and Ahn got nuh time to waste!

Done dressing bummy & homeless when I leave home. Time to invest in cute outdoor pieces for running errands etc.

I’m getting allll of my money after Christmas and I-… 😭

Hi, I HATE net30. Bye.

the least Christmas-y Christmas ever.