me at work to rude coworkers x

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

gengar + perrserker pokémerge for @brinkofgaming.bsky.social ~

howdy i want to draw a pokémerge so give me two cuties to combo in the comments pls

yeah looks like it! so low content it’s not in the chocolate category now 💀

ever since it was bought out by an american company btw, so disgusting ewww

cadburys “chocolate” is disgusting in th uk now. so grim and full of palm oil it isn’t allowed to be labelled chocolate on shelves in the supermarket 🤢

ty! :3

a picture of both my hands, the focus is my nails that have just been done, purple tulips on the nails with green leaves and ring fingers are purple striped

my april nails 💜✨

Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways

“wow why does this taste so good?” I promise you the answer is “butter”

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

i definitely have ♡

congrats 🥹🩷

hope you had a great day! 💜

happy birthday! 🥳

Imagine your sex being so bad you hate gay people about it

*homophobes when they find out you don’t need to be gay to use a vibrator*

we should be mindful that people cant be online 24/7 and see every single post every single day from every single person! sometimes people follow a bigot and that isnt always a reflection of their own beliefs they just didnt see the posts / were aware 🫰 love u all for keeping bsky safe

I'm all for people believing whatever religion they want, but you shouldn't use your religion as an excuse to be a hateful bigot. Especially in this current social and political climate.
This is a reminder to think before you post.
It costs nothing to be decent.

LMAOOOO help this has killed me

Mean Girls meme "raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by butt sex, strap-ons and sex toys"

happy birthday!! 🎂✨

THIS IS WHY I MUTED & DIDNT BLOCK 💀 i wish i had blocked now tho ffs

LMAO this beautiful way with words is why i’m wifeing her up 😤🩷

hoping she stays cancelled tbh, no more chances should be given to her type of person

we getting married next month!! @kattooine.bsky.social 🥰🌷✨

my wife to be has returned 😼🩷