Pretty fun stuff happening next week in #eriepa

Did the world tilt a little? Why is it 10:18pm in Erie and it looks like it would be 7pm in the summer? Why does the lake look like it is glowing? I am a confused person.

I said faith isn’t real, but science and facts are so let’s talk that. I was asked to stop coming back.

When we moved out to the sticks we went to Kiwanas or something like that, and we’d play dodgeball and then have to do bible discussion. I’m like 9-10 and I would question absurd things and they’d say you have to have faith.

Heard the sirens and looked down the road and was like oh shit that must be for real cause they blocked off that intersection.

Found out this morning that if you clap really hard and yell loudly coyotes will still do whatever the fuck they want.

I graduated with Alaska Thunderfuck and they were the prom king.

Carrying a gun is not illegal and in fact, many would say it’s the most patriotic thing you can do. What is illegal is executing a man after you’ve taken his gun and he poses no immediate threat. It was murder plain and simple.

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We are not the first people, or the first country, to suffer under a tyrannical government that does not respect our lives, or our rights.

There is a method for how to effectively resist, and eventually topple, such a regime. We can learn from others who came before us.

This is my favorite guide.

And look at you, already standing up!

I think the people of Erie are in a bubble and don’t believe what is happening will happen here, but newsflash we are a influential county in a big swing state so there will be at least a stronger presence here before midterms.

Grocery prices were up 0.7 percent in December, the largest one-month gain since October 2022. They were up 2.4 percent from a year ago.

Library?

Clarity forces change. And change costs you the life you were surviving. - hit deep this morning, thank you Justin Scott

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Please spread the word, I am hoping to finally abandon Twitter, if people like me they should follow me on here. Will use this for written thoughts and will only use Twitter to search for sports clips. If you don't like me keep following me on Twitter

If you ever want to come through Erie, Pa I run Flagship City Comedy and would love to host a show for you!

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Burn every single person involved.

Pretty proud of myself that I haven’t used Amazon, target or any major retailer for any of my Christmas presents this year! Granted I haven’t started shopping yet, but small victories when you can.

How do I get a hold of Colin Jost’s people to get him to do a show in Erie after his Pittsburgh one in Feb?

Last year the stuff about the humane society hit so that was easy to go off on.

Nope, Jeff took his talents up the street! I’ll be emceeing so get your grievances ready.

Come to Festivus this year! At the BrewErie!

Come to Festivus and write your grievances down so I can read them haha

Have you played all the levels of watching my new special “Rini” on YouTube for free yet?

And the bonus levels of liking, commenting, sharing?

What about this one level, watching this one clip?

Whatever game you’re playing, I hope you enjoy!

#funny #comedy #standup

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Would love to host you in Erie after your Buffalo show! I run Flagship City Comedy and use a venue called the 10/20 Collective in Erie.

Feels right.

Winter tour!

OH! OH! OH! Merry 3 comedy shows in Ohio!

Plus Pennsylvania and Kansas!

Wildcat Mansion in PA
The Auricle in Canton, OH
The Attic in Columbus, OH
Hilarities in Cleveland, OH
The Comedy Club of Lawrence, KS

Poster by McKinley Cox!

Tickets at Myqkaplan.com or punchup.live/myqkaplan

My new comedy special “Rini” continues to be free on YouTube!

AND I continue to share stand-up jokes with nice photos of me (these ones by Sam Lee)!

#jokes #standup #funny