Obviously they’ll go super sonic over Canada so no one will care, well, no one that matters will care. 😬

I don’t know just man’s stuff I guess.

Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans

Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.

The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.

An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.

The duality of man lol

The Dean is no mere mortal man, the Dean is the Dean is zesty angelic bless

Server: “Enjoy your meal.”

Me: “Thanks, love you too.”

Me & the crickets were howling!!

Yeah, there’s that. My mom cheated on my dad and stayed with the guy. Doesn’t make her a bad person just human.

It was the bests of Tims, it was the worst of Tims.

Two Tims enter. One Tim leaves

Garth isnt a piece of shit. I and love him for that.

Want!

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Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić wearing an amazing hat.

Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić on a postage stamp.

Good Morning! On this day, (Saturday) April 18 in 1874, Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić was born. She was a Croatian writer. Within her native land, as well as internationally, she has been praised as the best Croatian writer for children. #Herstory

The Beverly Crushers - When the Walls Fell YouTube video by The Chop Unlimited

Eyes of Temba, open wide!

“You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real”… you tried to tell us all those years ago didn’t you, Antoine. We should’ve heeded your prophetic words then. If we’d only hid our kids, wives & husbands maybe things wouldn’t be quite so bad today.

American hero

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

“All I did was drink this switchel recipe!”

…and had a personal dietician/chef preparing literally everything else while while you’re breastfeeding?

“It’s all 𝐼 did.”

a painting of a man wearing sunglasses and a scarf with stars on it ALT: a painting of a man wearing sunglasses and a scarf with stars on it

Hot take: I just feel like human engineers cannot be replaced successfully by LLMs.

Garbage in garbage out: just like any other engineering problem. LLMs are tools we use to outsource our own abilities. Same as using pen & paper to remember things. LLMs outsource our ability to digest data. Human analysis made with hindsight and foresight cannot be reproduced (at the moment).

Holy shit the amount folks that won’t dry their chicken before cooking is startling.

Respect, he looks like a kind person. Kindness is very attractive.

Oh, right. During the great Bluesky snap, I ventured over to threads & saw Tatiana Ali (Ashley from Fresh Prince for those unfamiliar...SOMEHOW.) catch a body.

That was fun.

“It was a joke! Jeez!”

Cooked his dumb ass.

💯 this is a public health issue.

Is Graham Platner awful? Probably. He seems like a bro-pilled dickhead, complete with Nazi tattoos and rape apologia.

Is Graham Platner *more* awful than Susan Collins? lol gtfoh of course not are you a baby.

Harm reduction is how adulthood often works. Sorry if you're only now learning that

Good Morning! On this day, (Thursday) Apr 16 in 1891, Dorothy Pulis Lathrop was born. She was an American writer and illustrator of children's books. During a prolific career spanning from 1919 to 1967, she was also an illustrator of other authors’ children's fictional literature. #Herstory