thank you, wife

I’m sitting at an airport and was just cursing myself for not downloading anything to watch. Let’s hope this slow Wi-fi can get it done!

My god. Sen. Paul Gosar from Arizona at Turning Point USA, blasted out of his fucking mind off the whoofle sauce. This guy is TANKED!

And only on the really expensive ones!

trump this is your chief political strategist and I am encouraging you to keep saying this shit

There’s a teacher on tiktok who spends her lunch breaks getting balls unstuck from the rafters in the gym. Her little hops + the absolute laser arm + the sound effects make the videos fun af to watch.

a screenshot of the "New Bestsellers" list from Substack, with Andrew Tate in the #1 position

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

holding a post-it that says "doordash grandma" over the "stages of capitalism" chart and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

It is kinda darkly funny how transparently obvious it was that Vance was trying to set himself up as a great statesman and the moment he stepped into the arena for real he shit himself and went home.

The Radical Necessity of the NBA Nice Guy Many people equate niceness with a lack of killer instinct, but the league’s kindest players say (politely) that's bullshit. “I find it a competitive advantage,” says Larry Nance Jr.

"You can be competitive without being an asshole."

Really nice story on NBA nice guys, by the legendarily nice @wtevs.bsky.social.

I think this might be my favorite piece from the prison journalism project

Jean-Claude Van Damme Action Movie Legend Lowered Price

Out: Baby Shoes, never worn
In: Cameo from Action Movie Legend Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lowered Price

Why are people acting like the fate of California rested on one white man who only lead in one poll so far in a field of 10 candidates, some of whom are completely decent choices.

Just let go of your sex pest special boy and move on, there's 9 other candidates for you to choose from.

I trust journalists way more than cops and courts to investigate sexual violence allegations. When a thoroughly reported journalistic investigation comes out, like the ones about Eric Swalwell, I’ve seen enough. If you haven’t done this work you may be unaware of how much goes into it.

YES, A FAILED IMPEACHMENT MEANS REPUBLICANS APPROVE OF TRUMP'S CONDUCT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO DO IT

"THAT BETTER NOT BE A TANKER AND THIS BETTER NOT BE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ!"

‘Delete all my music’: Kehlani makes it clear ICE agents aren’t welcome in her fanbase Kehlani says "Don’t ever fix your mouth to speak to me, ask for a photo, or compliment me if you work for ICE."

The Bay Area’s own Kehlani makes it clear ICE agents aren’t welcome in her fanbase.

"Don’t ever fix your mouth to speak to me, ask for a photo, or compliment me if you work for ICE."

thegrio.com/2026/04/06/d...

Another slam dunk metaphor from the most normal vice president of all time 👍

I honestly don’t have the words to describe it. I’m so sorry

The Perceptions of Quiet Girls by Chris Roberts-Antieau
Fabric appliqué and thread painting
Obsessed with everything she does but this is my favorite

Wake up, kids
We got the dreamers disease.

‘Radical’ comes from a Latin word meaning "root."

Because roots are the deepest part of a plant, ‘radical’ came to describe things understood as fundamental or essential.

‘Radical change’ was a change at the root of a system.

hunter (@3gpmh) on twitter: "micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated"

Wonderful as always

I love Claudine and I’m so thrilled to have this little one-sentence micro in the new issue. Give it a read.

DEM DEFENDER: Even if they screamed day and night, ground the political process to halt, and brought articles of impeachment every day, that still wouldn't be enough for you.

ME: Wait- have they tried any of that?

DEM DEFENDER: Nevertheless.

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

Starting to relate to the musicians who kept on playing as the Titanic sank.