yeah I was expecting a redirect at the very least. however I trust that Global Tetrahedron has some 4D-chess incomprehensible-to-mortals plans being enacted as we speak. though if they're gonna deal in 4D stuff, they should at least rebrand to Global Pentachoron smh
xkcd #1285: two battling groups of people, one with a sign saying "two spaces after a period", the other with a sign saying "one space after a period", while a lone character stands to the side with a sign saying "line break after every sentence"
infowars dot com still seems to be up and running with nonsatiric material. will you pledge to burn their pathetic DNS record to the ground?
incorporating "arse-fiddle" into my lexicon posthaste
why does the original post have a picture of dubya?
why can't swedes use æ and ø like a normal north germanic language
i think that's a beaver
i prefer 'in futurum' from five picturesques by erwin schulhoff personally
yay yay yippee
this is true actually, he ended the Trojan War with the wooden horse scheme thing. three cheers for Nobody
technically Triboulet, Rigoletto would be the Lombard version
did you know if you go to your bsky settings and scroll all the way down there's a bit of 6pt off-white text that says "gullible"
sorry y'all I got paid off by the pro-puppygirl industry
The Tetragrammaton YHWH is often translated as "I Am Who I Am". You know who else is who they are? Sam from Green Eggs and Ham. In this essay
this but with humanity. to quote nicky case, "if you're going to be proud of stuff you didn't do, but bask in the credit because you're genetically related, just become an ethno-nationalist."
ὑποχώρησον τῷ ᾰ̓́λγει!
νιαύ!
what about your chert daughter
A screenshot of the opening of a pdf of Ray Bradbury's 1950 short story "There Will Come Soft Rains", with the phrase "Today is August 4, 2026" highlighted.
Can you believe it guys? Armageddon, less than six months away. Armageddon is in six months! Wow! I am so happy about this information. Armageddon! Less than six months away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Armageddon! In less than six months! It got here so fast! Armageddon! Less than six months away!
According to a rather simplified model I made in Desmos, he could get a bit over 3 years shaved off. It wouldn't be quite as much as the naïve days/book × books/year × years calculation would suggest, since his sentence gets reduced as he's reading, so he won't have the full 27 years to read.
the above post in my feed, with a post from The Onion underneath reading "Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say"
rather unlucky placement in my feed
Eating an orange
While making love
Makes for bizarre enj-
Oyment thereof.
—Tom Lehrer (1928–2025)
well it's supposed to be like nonfiction about sports and theatre and stuff like that. I guess part of it is that they're not "stories" but like encyclopedias and stuff? also a really pedantic library could shelve most of their entire fiction collection under 813 "American fiction in English"
ah, they must've moved some shelves around or smth. zoology would be 590
it's because you're in the 790s which is like games and entertainment and stuff
They gotta make sure they don't look them in the mouth
here it is with the north pole set to the middle of the mar-a-lago golf course
mrgris.com/projects/mer...
It's rather unusual among snack foods as it's the only one that itself does the snacking.
Man goes to accountant. Says he's down on his luck. Used to be a billionaire. Says he needs to rebuild his fortune from scratch. Accountant says, "Plan is simple. Genius entrepreneur Mark Cuban is in town tonight. Pitch him a business plan. Then you'll be rich." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But...
how pyrrhic
triangular hebesphenorotunda