That's an extremely dumb decision. How strapped for money could they be that they couldn't afford to pay him through July?

That was Lorne Michaels

Nothing makes someone a capitalist faster than having money to hold. Tale as old as time.

*Biblically accurate Lady Liberty

We're also a week removed from him saying "Praise be to Allah" on Easter Sunday.

Boston Globe mock front page from April 9, 2016. Date says April 9, 2017, with giant headline “DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN” and “Markets sink as trade war looms.”

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

The thing about Easter that’s crazy is that it’s a real thing that happened. A guy said “I am God” and then he died and then he came back to life and flew into the sky. And you just have to figure out what you’re going to do about that. What specific way it’s going to drive you insane.

DEATH

IN

VAIN

FOR

BIDS

HIM

RISE

folks

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure they're playing Congo

Oh there's definitely going to be a Smash Bros movie

I can't stop thinking about all the people who throughout the Biden years would say "I could sure go for some mean tweets right now."

Sad part of it is that most would still prefer this over Biden.

“In the year 3000, Elon Musk will long since have been considered infinitely more important than Christ.”

interesting! 3000 years after who

This summarizes the entire Republican agenda

Luke Combs on Hot Ones explaining what Cookout is.

They're gonna miss the World Cup for a third time in a row and just switch sports entirely

There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

I almost blocked you for that

This is a safe place, post a #Superman

[Garafolo] The #Panthers have agreed to terms with LB Devin Lloyd on a three-year, $45 million deal with $25 million guaranteed twitter.com/MikeGarafolo...

NC-native here. Didn't know they were produced here. What company/town?

christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.

a group of stuffed animals including a muppet with glasses ALT: a group of stuffed animals including a muppet with glasses

My Greek is poor but am I pronouncing this right as "Fragmos", like a Koine version of "Fraggle?"

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I need a season of the Traitors with no Housewives. These people just think everything in life is about them.

But it is money. And at this point he probably needs some

Alright but what if it was Matt Miazga?

Reminder: No government ever builds concentration camps it does not intend to fill.

Which ones exactly?