bamboozled is just such a great word

Protected but not constrained.

Or they didn't want to eat McDonalds.

That's it, I'm putting on Sgt Peppers.

He woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across his head, I bet.

💯

Oh I'm guessing these were the only two willing to meet Trump.

Meanwhile, is women's soccer only two on two now?

which is weird because our nations founders were afraid of factions

I feel like half of them are actually hope hicks

Thankfully we are all on the same page.

the horrors are neverending

there isn't really anything else going on now it's a good time for some reflection

I wonder if RFK jr and Kid talked about that in the sauna.

I bet like a third of all kid rock fans lost their medicaid coverage

a man in a suit speaking into a microphone ALT: a man in a suit speaking into a microphone

Five? Ten?

a man a plan a canal iupui

I have said so many times "I was a mathlete, not an athlete" that this just rolled right off my keyboard.

this guy was a methlete not a mathlete

the buck does not seem to stop anywhere until it reaches trump's pocket

I’ll send him a gift link, just this one time.

Is women's soccer only two on two? Asking for a friend.

And apparently women's soccer is only a two on two sport, like pick up basketball?

Say you work 220 days a year. You take off ten days that year, the prior guy took off twenty. That means you took off half as many and were on the job about five percent more than the previous guy, not one hundred percent more.

"This director has been on the job twice as many days as every one before me. I've taken half as many days off." - that is absolutely not what that means. Does he not know how math works?

that's not what harry enten tells me on the teevee

If they want to change their constitution they should do it the right way, through the shadow docket.

IDK why, but I re-read the first article I wrote about Trump's rhetoric (dec, 2015): "Donald Trump appeals to voters’ fears by depicting a nation in crisis, while positioning himself as the nation’s hero – the only one who can conquer our foes, secure our borders and “Make America Great Again.”

It's a real conundrum.

You have to be dumb to get the job but you can’t keep the job if you’re dumb.