I swear I'm going to get a tattoo that just says "Fucking Bushwick"

This shirt feels like a walking billboard for "I commit assault"

God Alex has gotta be so pissed and drunk right now.

WHAT THE FUCK SMELLS LIKE REFRIED BEANS

I like the yurts

I owned this shirt for a decade

What the hell did they do with the other two and a half hours? That's a Lot of Spots.

Well that's horrifying.

Yes but please don't make me go to Staten Island. That is too much.

I also do the shapes place thing with my eyeballs and I'm glad it has a name now.

That's not civilization.

If you think you have a good therapist they're just "not great on the trans stuff" you don't have a good therapist.

Take it from the annectdotal experience of a random crazy woman on the internet.

Mood

Don't make me pull out the trans flag thigh highs

Okay but like actually I'm never going to let you live this down.

wow! yeah! we must stand against tyranny! now i'm just gonna take a big sip of my coffee & learn a little about exactly how accessible all types & age ranges of trans healthcare are at every catholic hospital in america

congrats

I want to make a confession. I don't actually know how to use an em dash. My knowledge of punctuation just kinda stops at oxford commas.

I think I only go outside about two weeks a year

The only guy he named who blew up after like 2010 was Cody Rhodes, who was only able to do it by going independent. What are they doing.

I wonder if Eric Adams is onboard.

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

I need the gay pink sparkle watch

Yeah that's awful and I hate it. I just can't help but call out Dance because it was so insanely creepy with the loli vampires it was actually egregious even for japan.

You mean creepy pedo shit, featuring creepy audience self insert, and creepy 9000 year old dragon loli?

Try thinking about space.

I have a rich and detailed inner world and absolutely no life. People ask "what did you do this week?" And I can honestly reply "Nothing"

They're calling it "material support for terrorism" or whatever the equivalent charge is to pay Iran basically

90% of my feed is Orban posting and the other 10% is inexplicably kittens today.