, and I think that's beautiful 🥲

Absent that possibility I'd rather win!

I would love to have a government that made good-faith efforts to ensure fair, proportional representation but like. lol. lmao

You've got to take a picture of your tv with your phone, that's how you middleagepost

The youth love saying "with that being said" the youth can't stop saying "with that being said"

It is the case that one in every 65 men on earth are all in the same group chat but we just post about Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

This is astounding. The lost Alan Arkin Columbos were unheralded New Hollywood masterpieces.

There's a lot happening here that others have already addressed but "first 4 billion to go" out of 8 billion people is so funny to me as an insult. "Your psychological capacity to endure civilizational collapse is ... about average. Pretty much right in the middle." Got him!

Dang this Twilight Zone has Lee Marvin and Lee Van Cleef! That's so much good Lee! Should have fit Lee Meriwether in here tbh

Legal position opening up at the Chicago Warlocks' Guild

I got on the freeway in my 2006 Toyota Tacoma and drove 13 miles in a stunning 12 minutes, beating the human world record by more than 44 minutes

Yeah as Plato is articulating the argument, "wanting to fuck a werewolf," rather than simply happening to have fucked a werewolf, renders moon phase irrelevant.

More monstrous is interesting! Guy who had some surgeries vs. death made manifest in human form. But of course it's not the moral character of the object of desire that makes it monsterfucking

But he's humanoid, of course, if not human (several humans, maybe) And he's arguably less undead than the aforementioned vampires, he's really just a guy who had some work done and went a long time before being resuscitated

What about Frankenstein's monster

All these right wingers who converted to Catholicism in adulthood were just shopping around for an ideology that justified their pre-existing instincts and prejudices. If you convince them that Catholicism means peace and charity they'll just drop it and keep shopping.

I hate this website, for instance

I've been seeking redress on Weibo for so long and they still haven't reattached my penis

I want what he has (total ignorance of the internet)

Sentenced to the Arkham Asylum wing for themed criminals

Fuck this horrible garbage

Under no circumstances will I be yearning for the Sizzler

It's true that the consequences are different in a primary; I guess to the extent that it peels off support from Platner it suits me fine.

Yeah but that doesn't get her name on the ballot. Ranked choice is probably good for third parties / outsider candidates generally, but it doesn't really address this issue at all. Her name still won't be on the ballot.

How so?

I find Platner repulsive but LaFlamme is a write-in candidate. She essentially cannot win

You can have whatever opinion about the DSM - I have my own issues with it for sure - but it's wild that any article ever written about this kid would go without mentioning body dysmorphic disorder

Trinitarian doctrine clearly states that God and Jesus share an email

Interesting, are there settled formulae? My understanding was that the pope just had to say like "I'm so serious, this is the absolute final position of the Church about this," presumably in Latin although mine has decayed some since high school

Are you ready for this conversation? I am, it's going to take ten seconds and require nothing from me. Doesn't Jeffrey Epstein look kind of like Andrew Jackson? Yeah, kind of.