Holy shit! The Utah Jazz finally won something where ping pong balls come into play!

Happens every year about this time. The NBA season is over for me. I have transitioned to MLS (because RSL is playing well 😂) 👏

I always fall for it too. 😂 But they are looking incredible.

I’ve been fine with underachieving for years now 😂

Yep. Hopefully we get to feel truly frustrated by losing next season 😂 🙏

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Anyone else watching the Jazz Lakers game just because it’s the last season game for the Jazz?

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Just watched all 4 episodes of Malcolm in the Middle. So fun 🤩 If you didn’t love it don’t even pretend you liked the original series.

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When I saw the score initially, I was sure the Jazz lost by 46.

I would drive that. I wouldn't show up for a date in it, but I'd drive it. Conan O'Brian wishes he had that car! 😂

Kleenex box SHO FTW

I’ve been sitting in on a work incident (tech) since 2:00 today. Not sure which incident is less appealing.

Still down by 30. 😝🤷‍♂️

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Jazz players looking at game 82 like

Excuse me. The Jazz Summer League. (Maybe the Wizards SL too.)

How did the Jazz get 30 points behind to the Wizards? 😂

No defense whatsoever 😂

Jazz getting mercy calls at this point. Okay. 👋

Almost forgot the Jazz were playing tonight. Flipped on the TV. WOW! Maybe woulda been better to continue forgetting. 😝

But then I’d have to spend even more money 😜

Oh wow! Are they still free OTA??? 🤦‍♂️

Career high for Cody Williams tonight. (Or are we already there? 😂)

I suppose the nice thing about having SEG+ for the rest of the season is I can watch a game after the fact in case anything interesting happens.

Just like my 401K this year, they’ll start unexpectedly strong and then I’m losing big time 😜

My bad, lemme downgrade that to "good chance." Even so...

I think Key had a great chance at MiP. That really sucks for him. 😔

There’s always time still 😂

I told my kids we were gonna lose by 50 😂

Best game of the season 😝

The Utah Jazz got fined half a million dollars for holding Bam Adebayo to 23 points

I’m hearing that in response to the Wizards allowing a non-scoring big man to put up 83 points on them for their 48th loss in 64 games, Adam Silver will be fining the Utah Jazz $3 million.

My bad! Jazz “only” lost by 34. 😂

Hoping to see Ace Bailey and Isaiah Collier in the Jazz game tonight (at least.) By no means am I expecting to see a win vs the recently fledgling Knicks who beat us by 50-ish (?) the last time we played them. #TankNote 😂