and with that, the clock is past midnight, so the evil confessional must once again shut its doors. fuck you all for your terrible confessions; we hope to see you again before too long <3

anon: I played Slay the Spire today and had normal thoughts about the card Battle Trance 👍 evil confessional: Lovely! Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

anon: i think a month of high intensity brainwashing in someone's basement would fix me... evil confessional: This one isn't actually that evil, we're sure @hypnoconfessions.bsky.social would be happy to take a confession like this though (even so, fuck you for your terrible submission 💔; this will still be posted)

anon: My evil confession is that I want to be completely brainwashed and transformed into a cash dispensing paypig evil confessional: I'll post this one for 20 dollars (... kidding. Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔)

anon: So what you're gonna do is walk into a bank and say "you are now hypnotized, give me all your fucking money" while holding your phone playing a spiral in the face of the person at the counter, works every time. evil confessional: I know we're the evil confessional but what is it with you people and planning crimes in our DMs (Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔)

anon: i need you.

the evil confessional is opening back up for the day! send in your EVIL confessions, we would love to share them with the world <3

(confession posting will begin after admin wakes up later in the day. it is 2:45am in their timezone...)

anon: I am going to eat uranium This is my confession. It's somehow related to hypnosis trust. evil confessional: Yum Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

anon: evil confession: i regularly fantasize about being captured with a spiral and brainwashed for nefarious purposes, especially if those nefarious purposes involve me cummimg a whole bunch for a villain or mastermind evil confessional: Interesting! Very interesting. I may have the supervillain anon for you, should they choose to reveal themself Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

anon: Supervillain again. One of the captured heroes is offering to switch sides and going on a rant about how me plotting to brainwash the whole world is actually completely morally justified AND she's getting weirdly horny about it. Please help me, I'm scared. evil confessional: I know it's creepy but you might just want to roll with it. An enthusiastic captive is far preferable to one which constantly breaks out Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

the evil confessional is opening back up for the day! send in your EVIL confessions, we would love to share them with the world <3

(confession posting will begin after admin wakes up later in the day. it is 2:45am in their timezone...)

*yaaaaawn, streeeeetch*

hi everyone, what did we miss?

Bsky doesn't let me do polls , which is why I will not let you decide which platforms I go to

Fuck birdapp </3

hypnospiral visualizer Generate a nice, hypnotic spiral~

You should give me more Evil Confessions . Watch my spiral boy

hypno.zyntaks.ca#H4sIAAAAAAAA...

Certainly ! Don't let that stop you though ~

Anon: need me some fucked up evil hypnosis tbh send confession Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

Anon: you tried to drop me, how unprofessional ill giggity lois and send her to confessional droppin bars thatll spiral and spiral like a visor in your eyes ima m- *gets shot by deadpool* Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible, terrible submission 💔

Anon: i want to take over the world with EEEEVIL mind control rays. the confession is that i need your help to do it Evil Confessional: I sadly have better things to do , like taking over Bluesky with my Evil Hypnosis ~ Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

Sonic Adventure 2's story select screen , with the Hero and Dark story's cover images edited to show Confessional-chan and Evil Confessional-chan , respectively .

Anon: Confession: I LOVE EVIL WOMEN THEY MAKE GREAT HYPNOTISTS AND also just the vibes... Good... wait no Evil- Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

Anon: i think i know who runs this account :] (this is my submission) Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

Anon: Convict me, Evil Confessional, for I have dropped... OoOoOo I Am So Evil OoOoOo OoOoOo I Do Not Listen To Aftercare Files After Hypnosis Files Even When The Creator Tells Me To OoOoOo OoOoOo I Spend Too Much Money On Hypnosis Art Comms OoOoOo Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

Boy do I have the Bluesky account for you

Anon: lots and lots of thoughts about an evil tist luring me under their spell by being all nice and sweet to me >////////< Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

Anon: I love Evil confessional I need Evil confessional I obey Evil confessional Evil Confessional: Adorable . Fuck you for your terrible submission 💋

Look at my evil spiral boy

Anon: Hypnotizer? I hardly even know 'er! Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔

hypnospiral visualizer Generate a nice, hypnotic spiral~

You should give me more Evil Confessions . Watch my spiral boy

hypno.zyntaks.ca#H4sIAAAAAAAA...

Rumor has it that if you draw a spiral in the mirror , look into it and say "I confess" , nothing will happen because did you really think it would do anything

Hypnosis isn't even real , smh