Which Mariano’s has a piano bar?

He fails because he’s a lazy bullshitter who fails at everything.

LOL Dersh is a scumbag and creep and his decades of academic and legal work are in the shitter. Perfect Republican

LOL Dersh is a creep who destroyed his academic and legal legacy

I’ve been a subscriber for 30 years and it is striking and concerning how many @newyorker.com profiles in recent years are of sick freaks who occupy the highest spaces in government and policy, tech and corporate culture.

screenshot from the Cubs stating that teams win when scoring more

Incredible insight from the Cubs broadcast

Jesus it’s already an obscene bloated budget there’s no fucking way it should be increased 50%

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NASA has just released a new perspective of Jupiter so sharp it’s almost impossible to comprehend. Those intricate, marble-like swirls aren't just clouds—they are colossal storms, many of which could swallow Earth whole. 🌍🌪️

Trump never works, there are no ‘policy meetings’ he snorts Adderall in the morning & watches TV, does a phoner w/supplicant press and then hands out a trophy in late afternoon. It’s adult day care for a drug addict. Weekends he golfs in Palm Beach.

President of Piece. Piece of Shit.

I think people in northern Michigan refer to five inches as a dusting

37% of adults are completely clueless about what’s going on.

How can an Acting AG who hasn’t been confirmed be in line

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel sues The Atlantic for 250 million daiquiris.

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Yes, when you are finally out of office, you incompetent and ridiculously stupid buffoon.

They’re hockey fans in America’s Wang

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

Expand the court.

He’ll just go on a raw milk and peptide diet and rub some ivermectin on it and he’ll be cured

It’s easy to understand when you know RFK is a sick junkie freak piece of shit

Trump’s relationship with the Bible couldn’t be less complicated: he uses it to manipulate Christians. For someone who doesn’t read, of course it’s his favorite book.

Boo Hoo greedy asshole golfers don’t know where their next purse is coming from

Every one of these incompetent lickspittle criminals was confirmed by the Senate

After a rough shift working the truck sop glory hole

Pretty wild that we have a two-party government structure that renders the minority party absolutely useless to stop or investigate criminality by the majority party. So we’re left with “You better watch out if we get a gavel!” Fucking nutless garbage.

The kid in the Gordie Howe jersey on Senior Ditch Day knew the assignment.

#Cubs

You’re simply ignoring that slovenly lump of shit Gutfeld and I understand