TIGW - Thank Is Goodness Weekend

The United States of America is such a dumb ass name for a country

USPS isn’t running out of money because it’s a service that should not be making money. it’s because of all the rubber bands they use to deliver my mail

i love paying my overdue library fees with paypal

i got on the bus and there were so many queer people it smelled like a thrift shop

panera bread should make their grilled cheese sandwiches $1 but they won’t because they’re cowards

i love when i’m on the phone with my mom and she’s like “oh i shouldn’t say this, don’t repeat this” i’m like you’re the only person in the family i actually talk to, who am i gonna tell!

today is the 9 year anniversary of my undergrad graduation aka the day lebron james was at my college graduation

save me, large pepsi from panera bread, save me

TGIGPT (Thank God I Get Paid Tomorrow)

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i read through some of my old tweets and i fear i was a much funnier person when i was on twitter. it’s so unfortunate it is filled with nazis now

i can’t get over how i actually feel like a person when i take adderall?? i got like 6 things done today without a to-do list!!

the answer is still yes

you two are my favorite part of the whole show, love u 2 queers doing it 4 the queers!

I’M BUZZZINNNN #BB27

the local Joann’s is already a Spirit Halloween, i had to do a double take

commercials about prescription drugs are one thing but commercials about phone game apps are extra sinister

this HOH room is so lucky it feels like a punishment to make someone stay in there for a week #BB27

i want to rip that beanie and mustache right off his head #BB27

One Direction could do Let It Be but the Beatles couldn’t do No Control

i’m pinning pics of pink hair on my pinterest board again :/

this is DIABOLICAL

i bet #twrylie is so excited that he’s punching a hole in the wall right now #bb27

i feel like that “girl who is going to be okay” photo of @adawg956.bsky.social #BB27

can’t watch #BB27 live tonight but i’m RADIATINGGGGGG EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

riley’s agitated and being mean to a woman and the feeds cut, yeah what else is new! #bb27

don’t disrespect rachel like that

i can’t stop thinking about morgan immediately getting up and leaving 😭 #bb27

someone should call up the etsy witch too!!