Dad jokes for days!! 💀

Winny! 😻

I just saw a Facebook post about it

a woman with blonde hair is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a glass of water . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a glass of water .

Low effort reply

a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

Notifications are working

Sheesh 🔥

If a US Senator is not safe from being handcuffed and detained for free speech, none of us are safe.

This is a violation of my eyes 💀

omg cb wut 💀

Can’t wait to hear the new setup

Heh he

I’m conditioned now 😂

Level impossible

I’ve got the code now

This would work on me

Yayyy I saw it this time 💀

@alansimpson.bsky.social is a delightful human being who is funny and kind

Aww Dale, thank you! You are so sweet

I'll be pulling the "I'm sorry I'm new here" 2 years into a job

Same!

Same! I got a new phone over the weekend and it looks like my verification on the identity + app doesn’t carry over. I’ve emailed the assistance address but no response.

That’s be nice! lol

Hey!

Good morning, Marlow. I am wondering how to get out of going to work today.

Aww Marlow, thank you honey x