Now accepting donations for my kids’s birthday fund does anyone wants to help me get him a sweet 13th birthday present lol

As someone who works at a bank, please God no

It’s my kids’s 13th birthday on Friday and according to my finances, I’ll be getting him a pack of socks for his big day lol

Like they’ve been showing us that they hate us all long and and honestly it’s my fault for taking this long to believe my own eyes lol

So I just can’t imagine giving a single solitary minute of the remaining years I have left on earth hoping some man will see me as a worthy human being instead of a meat bag to stick his dick in. Like, I just opt out.

Most of you are so casually misogynistic and our culture is so steeped in misogyny and hatred of women that some of you probably don’t even know it. Not that it excuses you.

Like the majority of y’all ain’t shit and it came into really sharp focus under the current administration when women’s rights were eviscerated and it was lately crickets or just a few placating social media posts from dudes.

The reason I say I’m post-men is that it is so embarrassing to me how many years of my life I spent centering men. Being a pick me. Acting like I was cool with their casual neglect, etc. 🧵

Them: Teach me something about your culture.

Me:

You get it. I just can imagine going through the whole farce again. So far, my taste in men has proven to be terrible.

Kids birthday is on Friday. Can’t afford any of the shit he wants. Like, why even have this stressful job? Might as well go work at a bowling alley or gas station if I’m going to be poor anyway.

I think I may have entered my post-men era.

If you ever need proof that most people are irredeemable, go to Costco on a Sunday and witness how may people navigate a crowded space as if they’re the only person in it with absolutely no regard for anyone else.

It was the best of times, it was the 2026 of times

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow or ever again. I want to let my brain wonder about the things I find interesting. I want to whimsymaxx. I want to make friends with a murder if crowds. I want to embark on a magical quest.

The best of the best. Well, that and
Labatt Blue. But sadly, I am not home in Michigan, where the Labatt’s is considered domestic beer. These Wisconsinites don’t have the same appreciation.

Oh yes! The ones in my calf are like whatever but lately I’ve been getting these really fun upper thigh ones that make me hurt all the way from my crotch to above my knee and they last like 15 minutes and they make a Charlie horse in your calf seem like child’s play

Them: Teach me something about your culture.

Me:

Cheers, friend!

Time for my yearly beer!

today is as good a day as any to abandon all your responsibilities and gather a crew to sail the seven seas

Yeehaw, part deux

Yeehaw!!

Fuck that I hate cleaning and 50 bucks?! An insult lol

It’s Friday, but I have to work tomorrow, so fuck my life. Anybody wanna hire me? No weekends.

I hope there will be an AI backlash and these companies come to their senses. I think they all hyped their AI plans to inflate stock prices and now that they’re trying to actually use it, they’re realizing it is ass.

Are you even from the upper Midwest if you haven’t stopped at a party store at 0 dark 30 to buy nightcrawlers so you can fish for walleye?

Stop using copilot or whatever your companies are pushing you to use at work. They want you to train your replacements, dummy.

Damn girl are you a price tag on the bottom of a coffee mug? Cause I can't seem to get you off