It’s a Sabres playoff day!

It’s a Sabres playoff day!

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Sell high.

SABRES ON A WARPATH

Is your name Michael Diamond?

It’s a Sabres playoff day!

Will Shørtz once bit my sister…

More of a Paledude Sturdy

Exactly one year ago today:

They don’t allow you to have bees in here.

Beads?

Atlantic Division Champions Buffalo Sabres

Two..wimtin

Sabres

Sabres

Clay Travis is especially known for making correct predictions. @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Reconstruction 2: Actual Reconstruction

Sabres

Tiger Woods shaking hands with a tree.

It’s Masters Week!

“Stanley Cup playoffs, here come the Buffalo Sabres!”

Worst challenge of the season to date?

A still from the short film “Who Would Jesus Date?” The last supper is depicted as Jesus’s bachelor party.

A still from a movie I wrote. Happy Holidays.

Did NASA schedule this mission to coincide with the bye week? I’ll hang up and listen.

Pitchfork gave it a 4.2

He’s not drunk enough.