watching Dear Evan Hansen for the first time yesterday & being too sad to fall asleep so following it with horror for comfort 💀

Update on #yearofthecreditcard
Ducky dinosaur? Started✅
Chimmy pigeon? Finished✅
Chrissy Chlapeka? Met✅
Bestie dominoes? Finished✅
Sapphic scissors? Booked!
Armpit frog? Booked!!

I love the sound of dogs hollering

(I hit em)

being sapphic in your 30's is so funny because she asked me if I could hear her hip popping but I was face down in her sheets getting my shit rocked from the back. no girl 😭

drinking coffee, watching a video essay on sex work in the horror genre, and listening to the pitter patter of two sweet pigeons running around my house. damn, life is good.

like i think, “i don’t fuck with [person]. they’re not bad; i just don’t like them” is a radical stance at a time where social media rewards unearned closeness and politeness/avoidance is more commonplace than tactfulness/truth

and did 🙂‍↕️

sapphic dating will have you doing shit like searching "how to cut papaya" so you can make the perfect fruit tray for them.

update, I still have not done this however I've almost finished priming my dinning room :3

crazy to think in another universe I could have green dreadlocks and a bridge piercing but in this one I have a malnourished meatless nose bridge and psoriasis

[prototype]
anyone feel strongly about a lon lon milk glass cup possibly being sold by me?

oh fuck that's cute

what if I take an adderall and paint my projector screen this weekend, as a treat

minimalists fear me.

LMAOOOO thank you yes, great advice 👏🏽

is a first date too soon to tell someone you spend a lot of time trying not to k*** yourself or?

4th yatty booked y'all nkys 🙂‍↕️✨ #yearofthecreditcard

I found out yesterday that you can't skip songs on records & I never knew that 😭 that is literally my actual fucking NIGHTMARE for consuming music. i'm a singles/playlist girlie DOWNNNN.

3rd tattoo booked brought to you by the year of the credit card ♠️✨🎊💅🏽

my toxic trait is: no! I don't want to budget! I simply want it all 🤷🏽‍♀️

maybe the universe is telling me I need to become a badder bitch to get my bad lil bitch? maybe 2026 is the year??

Knight and her dragon

booked my second tattoo of 2026 NEVER KILL YOURSELF RAHHHHH

more wearing latex outfits in public 2026!!!!

shiksa sits spread on a couch above a sheep rug and her fuck machine wearing a pink lingerie set. she looks like a piece of candy.

shiksa sits spread on a couch above a sheep rug and her fuck machine wearing a pink lingerie set. she looks like a piece of candy.

i promise to play nice

i already got the house n everyting bby come home, mama misses you

i need a grown, tatted, polyamorous high femme to want me back so we can start our lives together tbh

i need more people to understand if I repost them on my ig story they absolutely have a chance of getting with me

⭐2026 In's and Out's⭐

In~ freak nasty lesbian sex

Out~ getting no bitches

body (sushi bite) & blood (espresso shot) of christ (me)