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"okay Bobby, do some standing"

"got it. normal human standing"

Matt Walsh tweet: Bizarre decision by the NFL to have some guy come out and lethargically mumble a bunch of songs that 90 percent of the NFL audience has never heard

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

"the sovereign wealth fund of saudi arabia is pleased to announce it is investing $200 billion to create a new indoor american lacrosse league"

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

My very talented friend and writer @carloscisco.bsky.social contributed to this! ✨ #dnd #ttrpg

Mr. Arkadin!

Oh yeah, it's the best. And they actually use purple air sensors to sort of fill in the gaps between their EPA sensors, so I take that as a nice endorsement of Purple Air's network/capabilities too.

My friend, TV writer and union hero @davidagoodman.bsky.social wrote this chillingly blunt piece about the experience of losing his home in the Palisades Fire, about our staggering refusal to believe what we can all see coming. www.nydailynews.com/2025/01/13/a...

Hahaha

Just found pics of some of my old writers’ room doodles. This one is a mighty whale. 🐋

Also: You get thirty seconds TOPS to try to turn left at an LA stop sign. Anything beyond that, sorry, you have to go right and just find a way to turn around down the road.

Fantastic news. The first team should never have left in the first place.

Smiling through it.

a basketball player wearing a cavs jersey with the number 35 ALT: a basketball player wearing a cavs jersey with the number 35

Cavs are back

🥳

Tomwalkerisgood: as his name is not biggest bird we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one perhaps more truly immense unseen birds

Bourgeoisalien: the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then your dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dad

False alarm. The lesson remains all the same, though. Litter is rubbish — don’t do it!

Something just entered the atmosphere over LA. Space trash, perhaps?

Well if so, it belongs in the bin, not the mesosphere!

Every litter bit hurts, you guys. ♻️

“Be the Sand” has echoed in my head from the moment I heard you say it back in 2017.

Heading over to Bluesky

Piss