I'm not the target market at all for this half time show.

I truly do not get the appeal.

Trying to be generous - is it possible this is to cover some sort of "live" broadcast with ads?

Let's be honest we got at least 5 years under Mr Airline.

That's a sign of good life choices!

Nah it's a "I sell drugs" ad.

Specifically meth.

The text has code that likely makes sense to those looking to buy.

They usually have it in the back corner by the poptarts but they do run out. Luckily grabbed a box last time we were there .

Martha's is great but spendy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

24 hours too late.....

The descent into the Corpo wars begins...

Explains this email i got

Exit light.

Seeing a lot of celebration about the murder of Brian Thompson: all I can think is this could be the inflection point before we go full Cyberpunk dystopia with huge corps having paramilitary forces.

#ThanksNicko

#IronMaiden

Gobble Gobble

Long way from the kid who thought "C's get degrees".

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Esp Mike's little Johnson.

@legaleagle.bsky.social going to make a guest spot on AEW?

I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.

I mean strictly speaking borderline genocide of Goblins (finally playing BG3)

This is exactly how it should be. No fan of their music but CM seems like a good human.

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Wonder how comfortable Mr Johnson would be with Ms McBride walking in while his...well....little johnson is out at the urinal.

Or maybe his sons phone would end up with so many notifications it would explode.

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Wonder how comfortable Mr Johnson would be with Ms McBride walking in while his...well....little johnson is out at the urinal.

Or maybe his sons phone would end up with so many notifications it would explode.

2 genders..? Really? Follow the science.

#TransRightsAreHUMANrights

God fucking damn.

This is powerful. So powerful.

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