So alien, yet so near…

“Ah, Secretary Kennedy. I recognized your foul stench when I entered the room…”

ALL EVENED UP. 👊

A white 5th-gen (98-04) Cadillac Seville STS

A white 5th-gen (98-04) Cadillac Seville STS #RoxboroughRides

positronic WAGON

enough to feed a small army!

Follow This Hero’s Eight-Day Quest to Find a Nighttime Hot Dog at Wawa Some existential journeys meant to go on forever. This man's search for a nighttime Wawa hot dog seemed similar, until it wasn't.

IM NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING 😭 www.crossingbroad.com/news/trendin...

“Pete Crow-Armstrong” is a Ken Burns Civil War-ass name so it’s weird that he’s so clean cut

Alien flora and fauna gather around a pink pond on another planet.

Hey if everyone wants to keep following me after this website implodes for good, my weekly art blog newsletter is the best way! Check it out here: 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io

Here's a 1990 Wayne Barlowe illustration that sums up what reading it feels like, probably

The people in charge of our armed forces are un-American, nihilistic, deeply DEEPLY uncool twerps.

You’re one of the good ones, Norm.

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

The www.edsbscharitybowl.com is only on Day 2 but already kicking some charitable ass. Donate if you can!

Honestly this sounds like a McSweeney's headline

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

Poor Barbara (Barbara wasn't her name)

That was an all-time Junka

"I love maps...in this life and the next"

I read that tweet in his Maximus voice

2020 Chevrolet K5 Blazer-E Concept

Ditto Chevy's 2020 electric K5 Blazer.

a photo from the early 1970s of the Chevrolet Vega, lauded for its styling and infamous for its many mechanical shortcomings

it's amazing how even the most trash cars of the past are 10x cooler looking than pretty much everything in production today

NEW PHILLY SPORTS TEAM RANKING:

1. Flyers

trippa alla calabrese - I can't do tripe, sry

truly a study in contrasts

What I Found Sorting Through 1,200 T-Shirts My Son Left Behind | Defector I took the D-shirt challenge, knowing it would be an emotional rollercoaster through weepy terrain. There was some sun overhead though, and some smiles to cut through the cold reality that I had to…

What I found sorting through 1,200 T-shirts my son left behind: defector.com/what-i-found...

a man wearing a new york yankees hat and a grey hoodie Alt: Rich Evans from RedLetterMedia dancing in front of a buzzer button

Nice! Now Jack doesn't have to go to Milwaukee alone!

Dispatch from The Onion: It Only Tuesday (with happy folks)

You're absolutely right

This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)

An Art Nouveau stained glass window located at the Petit Palais in Paris, France.

An Art Nouveau stained glass window located at the Petit Palais in Paris, France.