I had to use the shower at my Grandpa's house this morning. This is his deodrant.

He's 94.

101 Rules for a Better World (By Comedians) Bar 50 Garden Room 15:30 - 31st July - 24th August (not Mondays)

Forgot to do this last night but massive shout out to @tommayhew.bsky.social and @lesliegold.bsky.social for their new panel show👇wonderfully supported by @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social & Jake Patrick

It’s a great concept, please go and see in Edinburgh if you can.

And🤞there may also be a podcast.

Not many tickets left for my performance of 'I, Tom Mayhew' at the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival! Really looking forward to it.

Charlie smiling onstage

a human 3d adult Bart Simpson staring sadly onstage

two blindfolded people in fancy outfits try to pour wine

Tom dressed as a beer bottle, beside Adam in a bald cap and hand drawn cat vest

Much magnificence at Monday's #ACMS, hat-tip to:
🪄 the prop-free @charlievmartin.bsky.social, who spent NOTHING on bread
📺 child star Bart Simpson (!)
🥂 the dapper daters Alexander Richmond & Caroline Barton
🚇 @adamlarter.bsky.social and all his underground associates, inc @tommayhew.bsky.social

I was never bothered about pancakes - until @adelecliff.bsky.social's groundbreaking Pancake Day rule proposed (& overwhelmingly voted in) @ 101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians). Thank you for your service, Adele. IYKYK

@101rules.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@soozuk.bsky.social

1/2

So much fun! I think we've got something good here, ya know. 💜

Back for another WIP (just to make sure) on 16 Mar, panellists to be announced soon.

Big love to @tommayhew.bsky.social @soozuk.bsky.social & @adelecliff.bsky.social for ace ideas & ace bants.

16 Mar tix: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues

Lovely evening with @lesliegold.bsky.social @tommayhew.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social
@soozuk.bsky.social on 101 Rules For A Better World

Wonderful panel concept plus we got rid of Barney Walsh.

#TheMask

SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

if your dream is to read 15% less posts by nazis then yes it will

Oh god another social media app, maybe this will be the one to make all of my dreams come true

Can I be added to this please? Thank you!

First poo of the year, always a special one.