What do you mean I'm naked?! I have a tie!

Gonna be in...
🇩🇪 Hamburg
🇩🇰 Copenhagen
🇸🇪 Gothenburg
🇳🇴 Oslo
🇳🇴 Bergen

Gamers when they find a huge critter, "dat's a boss, imma kill them"

It's so hard being a macro :[

Imagining a really stupid image of a feral wolf stepping on a server and ripping a graphics card our with their mouth with a caption like "FUCK YOUR DATA CENTER, I'M USING THIS FOR VR."

And like... trans and nonhuman flags superimposed over that.

Macros be like: "And then I stomped down and killed everyone :3c"

But have you considered: boyfriend controlled remote dragon size dial :3c

He should wear a "Ask me about my kill count." shirt honestly

kissing boys and breaking toys

bro your car is smaller than my cock

Rolling nat 20 for +20"

Fucking sick of these bugs getting into my home...

Eventually you can spot them from satellite photos... unlike the villages and towns that were there this very morning

Footprints, that could already cover your entire hand, getting bigger with every step, implying slow but steady growth...

The things that make my neurons activate, man

Morning...
#furry #sfw

Me looking at a map Canada trying to decide which bits look the yummiest

Get TF'd nerd!

Looks like I'll be doing a northic trip this summer... by train!

BREAKING:

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) - Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán concedes defeat after 'painful' election result, ending 16 years in power.

Macro folks playing Age of Mythology for no particular reason at all, nope, no giant stompy reason to be found there

Where's the Tomac Bullying section?

c-careful there, your horns are gonna scratch my ceiling D:

Xoddiel sits at the edge of a dock above a pond while wearing his fursuit head of an anthropomorphic orca. The suit is navy blue (dark blue) and white. He is looking excitedly into the camera, while the Rotterdam skyline can be seen in the background.

Oh yeah, realized I finally got a pic of my suit that will not dox me lol

#fursuit

🪡 @argetandlazuli.bsky.social

Pokeball capacity: 1
Massive Arcanine Seeking Revenge capacity: Millions

WHERE he keeps them is anyone's guess~ Word is there's plenty of storage at that size

"Try hitting the bad guys with a hammer"

What are you doing? Why are you bigger than me? Where are your pants at?!

Hoarding layers. Typical dragon behavior ;P

what a nice city you have over here...
would be a real shame if macros were to come here >:3c

Oh it makes more than just my heart thro-

Yeah I'm not jelly or anything... |:<

When I type the word "silly" my keyboard suggests a goose emoji

...are geese the universal symbol for silly?