Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

is Vance the Issac Hayes figure in this South Park episode?

Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com.

We continue to watch and analyse Greenland risks closely. No officials in Copenhagen, Brussels or EU capitals think they've gone away - indeed most think they're rising.

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

Nothing screams “we’re just winging it” like having to buy oil from Iran while in the middle of a war with Iran.

This is immensely sophisticated. It tells the story clearly and accurately, and in doing so invites the audience to make a lot of inferences.

No bidness like shoe bidness.

A lot of good politicians—Casey, Brown—liked Fetterman and were ready to do business with him. Whatever his faults all along, he’s different since the stroke. People often are. If you don’t like Platner, do it for the cards on the table rather than lazy analysis.

Oh boy. Sanders. Piker. Hogg. Not a one is an actual Democrat. They just cosplay to elect republicans. They can F all the way off.

Trump and Washington Republicans control the Senate, House, and White House – and they’ve allowed and encouraged ICE to use violent, unconstitutional tactics on their watch.

“The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...

The Republicans seem to be prepping an argument that any domestic terror attacks in the aftermath of their Iran attacks will be the fault of Democrats for shutting down DHS funding, so I'd like to remind everyone of this appointment:

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural theonion.com/ice-agent-injured-after-...

They are still writing thousands of words about him being a serious man who prostitutes himself and so forth, when for damn near fifteen years I’ve shown you left, right, and sideways he’s a clown without an original thought in his head.

Hegseth has an American flag pocket square. Of course there are far more clear and present dangers, but it was once understood that respect for the flag meant not turning it into articles of clothing.

Howard Lutnick (blue shirt) with Epstein and three other men on a walk on Epstein Island.

Pictured: Howard Lutnick on his single visit to Epstein Island for a one-hour lunch accompanied by his family and nannies.

This is so unhinged

Four of the theater kids are named Skylar but the rest are named Josh. Is Star Trek “that kind of show?”

“I reject the lie that deporting my neighbor is how I win better pay and working conditions. We’re fighting for a country where families stay together without living in terror, so we’re ALL better off!”

Burger King Looks Open

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

this is why the DFL is better than the DNC. I say this respectfully that the national democrats could do some work to see why MN hasn’t sent a R to the White house for a very long time.

America Needs ‘Self-Evident’ Truths The public reaction to the violence in Minneapolis suggests that we have held on to our sense of universal morality.

The public reaction to the violence in Minneapolis suggests that Americans have held on to our sense of universal morality, @galbeckerman.bsky.social argues. He considers a timely new book about “radical universalism”:

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

DFL> democrats elsewhere

FBI denies BCA access to evidence in Minnesota ICE-involved shooting investigations Despite the FBI's refusal to cooperate, the BCA has reaffirmed its commitment to conducting thorough, independent, and transparent investigations into all three incidents.

Minnesota needs impartial investigations into the shootings of American citizens on our streets. Trump’s left hand cannot investigate his right hand. The families of the deceased deserve better.

www.keyc.com/2026/02/16/f...

Duran Duran used motion picture film, and fantastic music for their videos

Whether it's Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. fighting to desegregate public restrooms or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. snorting cocaine off of toilet seats, toilets play a key role in the history of the Kennedys.

EU foreign policy chief criticises ‘fashionable euro-bashing’ by US Kaja Kallas says other countries ‘look up to us’ and rejects idea Europe faces ‘civilisational erasure’

European leaders are now pushing back against the "great replacement theory" and other "White Christian Nationalist" propaganda that JD Vance spewed at the Munich security conference.

Good for them.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

When I was a lawyer this would have gotten me a night in jail.

Yes, Trump has turned the United States into a kleptocratic police state. But lib wine moms sound so cringe when they point this out. I have never felt more politically homeless.