I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences
the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system
good day for resignations
mr president
Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.
how much money does the marine corps lose
black tee shirt on a orangey-yellow background, white text a la "Virginia Is for Lovers" says "GenAI is for Losers" with a yellow sparkle next to it
People should do people things and robots should do robot things, not the other way around. You may disagree but you're wrong 😘✨
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Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid
it's friday. a warm sunny day. spring has arrived and everywhere is the sound of birds returning north. buds are on the trees. woodland creatures scamper. a peaceful calm fills the air. a perfect day for someone to just fucking do it already.
Every cat owner has garbage laying around the house and you have to explain that its the cat's favorite garbage and so you can't throw it away.
A black cat and chihuahua mix on a bed waiting impatiently for snuggles
Zelda and Chloe are ready for bed, not folding laundry!
Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.
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So many times in the last few years I've thought how I now know how Yoda felt in Return of the Jedi when he just got so tired he decided to lay down and die.
You either die Gwen Stefani or you live long enough to see yourself become Gwen Stefani
Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:
this is one of my favorite things on the planet and i will watch it every time it pops up
Yogi, Boo-Boo and Mr. Ranger in the style of Dinosaur Comics Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains And maybe this pic-a-nic lunch They're too distracted by bread and circuses, Yogi That's why I'm taking the bread! But where's your circus? Check a mirror, you damn clown
bear comics the return
talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
Ragnar Blackwolf. 23h Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
Ferbruary #oldknees
Thanks but I'm good on reading "extraordinary documents" from judges. Throw the villains in jail or what the fuck is the point of you
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
QOTD: "Replacing Bovino with Homan is like shitting your pants and just changing your shirt."
