it is devastating to notice how few benches there are in the world and how some benches have been replaced by weird "leaning" things. the world is incredibly cruel to disabled, elderly, poor, pregnant, tired, homeless, and all people. there should be benches fucking everywhere for everyone
You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂
"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).
how it feels to say "sprezzatura"
I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
This is so absurd. You cannot be the head of a LGBTQ org and praise Rowling like this. She's a vile cess pit of bigotry.
Oh, I thought that was a canned ham that had been left out on the counter overnight.
Had a dream that someone at karaoke got up and did a song by Bikini Kill that went:
Hey MEN!
Take off your KILTS!
Take ‘em OFF!
Take ‘em off for US!
And the bar went fucking nuts
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!
They're cowards for not doing this.
eliot looks a bit angry, woolf suspicious
i like this photo where it looks like you've interrupted t.s. eliot and virginia woolf in the middle of planning your murder
My bluesky engagement strategy
A risograph printed illustration of a starling flying with a flower in its beak
Starling postcard print for my Risopost Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/march-...
Pope holds a press conference to announce only that couch-fucking is a mortal sin, no questions, end of conference.
The Essex Charlotte ferry.
Good morning!
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSTITUTING THE MEANING OF THINGS
My main beef with social media is that back in my day, people went mad slowly and in interesting ways by reading books. Now idiots are rushing straight into rearranging their faces with hammers and meth and burning out too fast. Think of all the beautiful madness we're losing.
4 pictures of différents woodcarvings Top left : Woodcarved humanoid octopus wearing a robe, arms wide open, in front of a book standing on branches. On the book, a frog. On the right arm, a kinfisher, and on the top of the head of the octopus, a round duck. The base is burn, on that angle it is not really obvious but is water with a slight wave form arround the octopus. On the background, an old door with old white paint. Top right : Woodcarved creature (Siren Head) with very long skeletal arms and legs, also too many ribs. Its head is a pole with two speakers and wires. Those speakers have teeth. On the highest speaker, a nest with a pigeon. Siren Head is extending its left arm, point a finger forward. A pigeon sits on its index. Caption says "Based on Siren Head by Trevor Henderson" Bottom left : Woodcarved humanoid goose wearing plate armour. She's holding a shield and a flanged mace. On the handle of the mace, a red robin landed. The eyes of the goose are made of glass. The feet and the beak are painted in burnt yellow, as the breast of the red robin. The upper part of the robin is painted in brown/grey and its eyes and beak in black. Bottom right : Woodcarved humanoid crow wearing a hooded cloak, shoulder armor. It has its right hand on a sword. A squirrel is climbing its left arm. On the base, a cat is resting.
Hello #portfolioday,
I'm Bison a woodcarver from France ✌️
I take commissions, and would love to work on team projects.
🐙 bisonrimant.fr
✉️ bisonrimant@gmail.com
a dirty brick building, a string of washing on a line and a car parked
Fred Herzog, Vancouver, 1967
Mosaïque représentant un train ailé.
Mosaïque vue dans le hall de la gare CDG2.
I am Gen X, and you don't even have to show me any charts to convince me that my generation are the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
The side of a bright yellow La Marzocco coffee grinder sits in the window of a coffee shop. Placed on top are two vintage toy racing cars, same model, one red, one blue. There is a Bibendum driving each one, smiling and waving one upraised arm.
The sun is shining and these coffee shop Bibendi are waving good morning to everyone except Cayce Pollard
So many of us are now textual Case Pollards, physically averse to pre-digested, mass extruded machine verbiage just as William Gibson's Pattern Recognition protagonist was made physically sick by fashion and brands.
US President Donald Trump says the US Navy would immediately start blockading the Strait of Hormuz and would also interdict every vessel in international waters that had paid a toll to Iran. https://aje.news/x545rk
We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline
In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
Great news from the wonderful Pat Cadigan:
“In case you couldn’t hear me partying here in London, I beat terminal cancer. I kicked its ass down the stairs, took its lunch money, and threw rocks at it as it ran away crying. I don’t have cancer any more.”
Miss me with all the Pope praise until he does something about this.
Once upon a time I tried to get a known sexual predator ousted from an art space where we both lived, and I'll skip to the end of that story now: I was told that I was overreacting AND that I was making women feel needlessly unsafe by speaking out, and I eventually had to be the one to move.
