Even better: just take the same base story and add a new leading role every decade and you can make bank.

Taking nephews/nieces or friends' kids to play baseball or to the museum or what-have-you is awesome because I get to do fun shit, be a good influence, and then dip out before the kids get too tired or hungry.

And we know establishment Democrats won't act in the swift, principled way that we need to prevent it.

Be sure to read the whole thing.

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

I'll probably be super disappointed to learn how cheap it was to buy her and Fallon, etc.

Mamdani hasn't had time to really think about all that space he now has, because he spends most of his time at City Hall and around New York City. He tries to keep a semblance of his old life by getting around the city on foot, by bike or train. "If you spend every single day driving around in a tinted window security detail, you will have a very specific view of the city," he said. "You actually meet other New Yorkers and you break out of the bubble that so many have come to expect of politics, where politicians only seem to be spending time with other politicians or the people who donated to make them politicians."

I'd say that this applies to anyone traveling in a car in any city. Being in a car versus walking, riding, or taking transit fundamentally changes how you view a place and your relationship to it. I wish more leaders set this kind of example.

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Bunker so he never has to leave.

Teleportation is real if you believe in drunk driving.

They should invent a size of strawberry shortcake I can't eat in one sitting.

If I were a prominent member of our legislature and also running for governor, I would simply not be a sexual predator.

I am open to consulting gigs to provide more sage advice.

Just wait until you are drowned in the commericals to top it all off

Watching "Secret Mall Apartment" and can't help but see the parallels to my city's leadership wanting every square inch of my city developed, while also demolishing affordable housing for luxury bullshit.

Living in the United States at this time principally involves being an involuntary participant in a weekly pump and dump market manipulation scheme enacted by the child predator president and his cabal of bloodthirsty freaks. The entire apparatus of the state is focused on fixing the price of oil

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

@jysexton.bsky.social remains a sage.

Can't wait to spend my day teaching college faculty about writing their syllabus.

Where are all the media folks asking "Does Iran not have a right to exist?"?

My most active dachshund might have IVDD, and is NOT coping well with forced kennel rest. Every time I take him out to stretch and go to the bathroom he wants to jump and play 😭

I was more implying that many wouldn't even finish because a skill issue, but true.

Gamers could get hundreds of hours out of a single book though, so that's not nothing.

To make it worse: they're too cowardly to even accurately report what the president has said, re: NYT

This is still extremely funny to me

Old me would have immediately jumped into the articles on this, but present me just can't be bothered to look beyond the headline.

The hype train must never slow.

Feels like EoE just released not that long ago and I missed Lorwyn entirely somehow.

Every aspect of the very government that Donald Trump has made clear he does not plan to ever leave is either being militarily fortified or moved out of deep-blue D.C. and into a red state. By all means, America, keep NOT noticing this. It will NOT come back to bite you, promise.

And in some cases they have the audacity to paywall the stories.

And of course there is that side of it. Even easier than denying your tattoo origins is to not be proud of murdering folks across the world.

I liked Platner at first too: he seemed to be inspiring and to reach working class people. Then there came the Nazi tattoo news.

It's great that he covered it up, but as more and more of his past was revealed, it became clear that he knew the association and has been lying about it since.

Spoilers, WFP has endorsed Platner for some reason.