dude i just fucking sat down

tumblr reblog thread with earthtodes posting in 2020: "Normalize breakfast Dates.. Let's go get pancakes and orange juice and talk.." wizardshark asks: "In what world is this not already normalized?" to which grimoiremanifest posts a image of the king from the zelda cdi game with the text: "In DINNER WORLD"

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Well, well, well if it isn't the Slowjob brothers

Renowned game developer Shigeru Miyamoto broke down in tears after his self-financed movie "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" opened to $48 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"

I got this really cool promotional pamphlet for the arceus movie 8D it also comes with a pop up stand you can make!!!

Small lucario

The name select screen for Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness, with the following options: NEW NAME MICHAEL DAVID ADAM EXIT The option “EXIT” is highlighted.

Kid named Exit

MY DAMN TIME GOD IS A BABY

KAIBA YESSS I LOVE THAT SERIES

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

gave a gamer guy a hickey, call me the mark applier, going down on him for hours cause i got that iron lung, spending five nights at freddy's the way i keep coming over, people recognising me at this point i'm saying "hello neighbour!"

야미진 闇表

it doesnt hit the same anymore 😣

What if Apex Legends were called Gay Sex Legends?

THE POOPER

YESSSS THATD BE SO FUN
I got my coworker to get one and we connected them and they did NOT fw eachother it was so funny

THAT IS SO RARE I have the blue one

is that good

A black and white cat stands on top of a scratcher with his back arched in a defensive pose, looking ready to attack.

Behold! He is the strongest warrior!

Thats pretty good! at least u don't have to interact with customers haha

watcha working as :3

OKAAAAY WIFEGUY GASTRODON #RESPECT

can't wait to go to japan again eventually and experience this again

Just don't post. Don't feel the need to weigh in on every issue all the time. Sometimes other people have said it better. Don't force yourself to chase trends, news, events, drama, and definitely don't feel like you have to be involved in everything that happens.

🩷💛🩵MIKU

right with you on that brotha

smiles weakly